[sometimes you just fuckin slip on lube and see your life flash before your eyes]

Really? [Honestly with the amount of hair he has, his head should probably already be hurting from this high ponytail. He shifts his head a little from side to side, as if trying to see if he can imagine the discomfort.]

—I'll keep it in mind! Things were already uncomfortable enough, I'm not really keen on adding anything worse to it, hah.

[Just how awkward was his first time... (Very.)]