[Let it be known!!! That as handsy as he gets with corpses sometimes, Wei Wuxian is not a corpsefucker...!! That's not among his many awful kinks!!
And yet, cursed as it is, this is honestly the easiest way to get him interested. He doesn't care about whether or not he did it wrong and that doing it the right way is supposed to be better! But he does care about finding out more about this funky lil revival trick that's going on here. God. Bad! Bad.]
Hah, no need to make excuses. [Said with a laugh and a wave of his free hand BUT HE'S EYING CHUUYA UP ALL THE SAME NOW... Tragically not the sexy kind, more like a particularly passionate biologist lovingly gazing at the frog they're about to dissect.] ... But now that you've mentioned it, I would like to do a few periodic checks here and there just to make sure there aren't any changes happening right under your nose. Killing two birds with one stone! All the better - saves me time.
[He is absofuckinlutely a mad scientist type, does Chuuya really think that fat necromancer ass is worth this.]
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And yet, cursed as it is, this is honestly the easiest way to get him interested. He doesn't care about whether or not he did it wrong and that doing it the right way is supposed to be better! But he does care about finding out more about this funky lil revival trick that's going on here. God. Bad! Bad.]
Hah, no need to make excuses. [Said with a laugh and a wave of his free hand BUT HE'S EYING CHUUYA UP ALL THE SAME NOW... Tragically not the sexy kind, more like a particularly passionate biologist lovingly gazing at the frog they're about to dissect.] ... But now that you've mentioned it, I would like to do a few periodic checks here and there just to make sure there aren't any changes happening right under your nose. Killing two birds with one stone! All the better - saves me time.
[He is absofuckinlutely a mad scientist type, does Chuuya really think that fat necromancer ass is worth this.]