[i wish wwx was put off by being scooped up and carried by this tiny angry ginger man, but no, he absolutely loves it... He throws his arms around Chuuya's neck, one hand immediately reaching up to thread through his hair, and bursts into a fit of laughter that he can't even blame alcohol on. He's just like this!]

Well! That's one way to do it! Very well, very well - at least let me take my clothes off before you throw me in, though. These get so heavy in the water that I'd be pulled to the bottom and drown, haha!

[This is entirely untrue by virtue of Wei Wuxian being a strongass swimmer, but who wants to deal with 30 pounds of soggy robes!! Not even he does!

Apparently that's. That's his only potential gripe about taking this out to the fuckin deck, though.]