[chuuya absolutely looks pleased... when wei wuxian finishes untying it, he'll look at it, reach up to feel his own hair, and then just.... tie the ribbon around his wrist, instead.
[He hums a little, seemingly satisfied with his ribbon's new placement. BUT ALAS, gremlins are gonna gremlin.]
Nope! [Truly, the worst. And Lan Zhan's been dealing with this for TWO DECAAADES.] But I can come visit you again tomorrow, if you aren't busy. Haha - I'll only have one arm, though.
[God he's just out here doing everything all the time.]
[He will probably have enough time for uno visit per day with all of the fuckin bouncing around he does and all of the endgame tomfoolery Chuuya is probably up to, but at least Chuuya will get his nap.
He's also just grinning at that, way too unbothered by the thought of just losing part of his arm...]
I'd prefer to avoid it if I can, but I feel like I've already been dipping into my luck reserves a little too often lately, you know?
...before chuuya leans into him more, nipping lightly at his neck.]
Hey. Before you go and get into any more trouble... how much time do you have, again? I want to make some use of you having both your arms before you go and send one on a trip.
[there's definitely more intent in the way chuuya touches him, slowly tracing fingers over his cheek as he starts undoing ALL THOSE LAYERS with his other hand.]
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[chuuya absolutely looks pleased... when wei wuxian finishes untying it, he'll look at it, reach up to feel his own hair, and then just.... tie the ribbon around his wrist, instead.
...but once that's done-]
You could get someone else to stay with her?
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Nope! [Truly, the worst. And Lan Zhan's been dealing with this for TWO DECAAADES.] But I can come visit you again tomorrow, if you aren't busy. Haha - I'll only have one arm, though.
[God he's just out here doing everything all the time.]
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[he's GONNA POUT ABOUT IT, but he exhales a breath and just sort of leans into him.]
I want to ask about the arm, but honestly, a part of me also doesn't want to know.
[a beat, and-]
Okay, what do you mean, one arm?
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[HE SAYS WITH A LITTLE SHIT GRIN... Good question though, even if he just waves a hand.]
An item I got! Supposedly it'll send my arm off to a locked room without me so I can fetch something that way.
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[he's a gremlin with simple needs?
that answer raises a brow, though.]
It better not come back mangled from being in there, I've heard about the shit you guys keep running into in those rooms.
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[THIS MAN... IS A MESS. Example B:]
And don't worry about that, that's why I'm sending my left arm.
[His non-dominant hand!! That way if it comes back fucked up, he won't be totally useless. Yay, planning ahead... ish...]
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[and chuuya will nap on him, probably. it's fine.]
...I'll hope it shows up intact. You don't need any more damage.
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[He will probably have enough time for uno visit per day with all of the fuckin bouncing around he does and all of the endgame tomfoolery Chuuya is probably up to, but at least Chuuya will get his nap.
He's also just grinning at that, way too unbothered by the thought of just losing part of his arm...]
I'd prefer to avoid it if I can, but I feel like I've already been dipping into my luck reserves a little too often lately, you know?
[HOW IS HE STILL A L I V E.]
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[THE BIGGEST FUCKING SIGH EVER.
...before chuuya leans into him more, nipping lightly at his neck.]
Hey. Before you go and get into any more trouble... how much time do you have, again? I want to make some use of you having both your arms before you go and send one on a trip.
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For you? I can afford being a little late getting back to my room tonight.
[Are they really going to bang after that messy fucking quasi-confession, boy i hate them]
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chuuya purrs a little at that, though, tail swishing happily.]
If you can't walk back to it after, I guess I'll just have to drop you off.
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Ah, is that what we're trying for this time? Be at least a little gentle, though!
[He does still have gut stitches but he can take it, he's fuckin fine the big dumb baby.]
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[there's definitely more intent in the way chuuya touches him, slowly tracing fingers over his cheek as he starts undoing ALL THOSE LAYERS with his other hand.]
Don't worry, I'll give you whatever you want.
[and that's how this becomes extremely cursed.]