[AUDIENCE] kagachi

[doublesmall]

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[preceptive]

You look terrible.

[wow much manners]

Three, this time. Should we expect the numbers to keep going like this from now on?

[doublesmall]

Yeah, thanks, I feel like it.

[it's fine, he'll just also be blunt.]

Depends on how things go from here. I'm not a psychic, Kagachi, I can't predict how many people are going to die.

[preceptive]

Do you know who the culprits are this time, at least? ... Though I know you can't say who.

[doublesmall]

-don't know if I can give you those kinds of details yet.

[it might be a tomorrow question. he shakes his head and exhales a slow, measured sigh, like he's focusing on it a little.]

Worry about what you know tomorrow, okay? If I can't tell you-- it doesn't really matter how much I know, it's not like it's going to help you guys.

[preceptive]

This waiting game is ridiculous.

[that's. to the general world, not to chuuya specifically.]

Any way you can put up a warning sign besides Aizawa before more people get themselves poisoned through him?

[he's? going to do his best to nyoom? but please.]

[doublesmall]

Trust me, I know.

[he feels you, kagachi.

he's also shifting position again, with a very faint wince as he moves to cross one leg over the other.]

But I think that kind of thing is up to you guys to... wait, before people what?

[preceptive]

It sounds like whatever powder on Aizawa's body has ill effects on people, just through contact. If it's what we think it is, it's fatal in high doses, according to Dick.

I don't trust that someone won't immediately touch it or inhale it tomorrow. There's really no way you can announce at the start of the trial not to go near him without at least gloves?

[DOES KAGACHI, HAVE TO DO A FRIDAY PSA,]

[doublesmall]

...oh, goddamnit.

[he groans as he sinks into the chair a little more, adjusting his hat.]

I'll see what I can do, okay, but try to be ready to grab people? Shit. That's the last thing we need, more of you keeling over in the middle of the trial--

[that last bit's muttered a bit more to himself, brow furrowing.]

[preceptive]

Thanks.

... You okay, by the way?

[doublesmall]

...I'll be fine. Been wearing myself out too much this week, probably.

Didn't realize I was getting sore until after the last round wore off.

[thanks, higekiri, for that last round of horny.]

[preceptive]

[hige sucks]

... Right. [wow okay he didn't really need to know that, but. a beat.] Thanks for being... reasonable about all of this.

[which is to say that he's very sorry he ever compared you negatively to nathan,,,]

[doublesmall]

It's part of the job.

[he shrugs slightly, there, and shifts restlessly once again; he starts to speak, pauses with a frown, takes in another breath, and continues.]

--we'll do what we can, okay?

[preceptive]

Yeah, but your coworker threw a fit over the idea.

[AND NOW KAGACHI

APPRECIATES CHUUYA MORE FOR IT]

We're counting on that.

[doublesmall]

Don't count on us too hard. Seems like there's a lot we can't do for you guys, so we're--

[another pause, a slow exhale.]

We're counting on you to do your jobs.

[preceptive]

... Seriously, are you okay?

[doublesmall]

I'm fine, will you quit asking me that-

[preceptive]

Should I just assume every time you breathe weirdly, it's you trying to avoid being censored?

[doublesmall]

What? No, I wasn't trying to...

[preceptive]

Then why are you breathing weirdly?

[HOW SORE ARE YOU, CHUUYA??]

[doublesmall]

Like I said-- pretty sure everything's catching up with me. I'm just feeling a little out of it, is all.

[preceptive]

If you say so. You better not suddenly keel over any time soon.

[doublesmall]

Been there, done that.

[preceptive]

There's always opportunity for a repeat.

[doublesmall]

As long as it is a repeat, it's fine.

[preceptive]

Maybe try to avoid dying in the first place.

[says the guy who's stabbed himself and died twice but it's fine.]