[It's very unfortunate that Chuuya keeps reinforcing this behavior! He'll keep sitting like this as long as he thinks he'll be spoiled! Which he is!! He hums out a little note of satisfaction when his ears are pet, reaching up to brush his fingers over the fur of Chuuya's tail. Finally, he gets to touch one... without being chased down...]

Hah, true, that's true! I really wouldn't last for a second as an actual rabbit - I'd have walked into danger's arms right away. Or mouth, I guess?

[This is going to be even stupider when he literally does exactly that later today, god he's the worst.]

Anyway! You have to be extra nice to me today. My heart can't take anything less!