doublesmall | [AUDIENCE] wei wuxian

Why would I need to chase someone who always comes right to me, huh...?

[it's very unfortunate that chuuya really does like the way he's apparently taken to sitting like this... he rewards him by petting those bun ears, quietly admiring the soft fur as his tail drapes over wei wuxian's shoulder. good bun.]

You're too fun to play with to really eat up, you know.

[It's very unfortunate that Chuuya keeps reinforcing this behavior! He'll keep sitting like this as long as he thinks he'll be spoiled! Which he is!! He hums out a little note of satisfaction when his ears are pet, reaching up to brush his fingers over the fur of Chuuya's tail. Finally, he gets to touch one... without being chased down...]

Hah, true, that's true! I really wouldn't last for a second as an actual rabbit - I'd have walked into danger's arms right away. Or mouth, I guess?

[This is going to be even stupider when he literally does exactly that later today, god he's the worst.]

Anyway! You have to be extra nice to me today. My heart can't take anything less!

I have to, do I... maybe your heart is just going to have to deal with what it gets?

[despite saying so... his tail sure is curling against him almost affectionately, wiggling a little. wagging, almost.

thanks he fucking hates it.]

[Fortunately he does much better with foxes than he would with wolves, but he does not appreciate tails that look like they're wagging when they're already too close to dog-adjacent for him to be fully comfortable.

So he just. Reaches up with both arms to hug Chuuya's tail. NO MOVE.]

No, no - those are the rules for the week. [WHAT RULES.] Rabbits have heart attacks if they get too spooked, you know? Too much stress and it's back to the dirt for me! I really am delicate now!

[He has never known a delicate for a single day in his wholeass cursed life.]

[FOXES ARE CANINE ENOUGH HE CAN'T HELP IT... the tail hug is allowed, though, it's a little cute.]

Mm, but we can't have much fun if we have to be careful with your poor, delicate heart, can we? Wouldn't want to stress you.

[as he continues to pet those ears, though, he adds with a laugh-]

On the other hand, we all know what rabbits do. Maybe you'll be fine, considering they're made for it...

[YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE, that he's immediately into this extremely cursed statement so much that it's enough to make him forget he's dealing with a fucking dog-adjacent fox, here. THE POWER OF HORNY. He rubs his cheek fondly against Chuuya's tail, raising both brows.]

Well, you do have a point! I guess you'd have to have a pretty strong heart to take so many rounds, haha. I wonder if I've been gifted with a little extra stamina on top of everything else...? We could find out, you know - I have a few hours to spare.

[This isn't even bunny instinct this is just his own cursedass self.]

A few hours? Why don't you meet me tonight, instead-- you can sleep here if I wear you out too much.

[I can't believe they're gonna try for this I HATE them!!

he just gives one of those ears a light tweak.]

You know, there's something else I wanted to ask you, anyway.

Ah, really? You're too kind, you know - I'll take you up on that!

[THEY SURE ARE except hopefully Wei Wuxian will be too fuckin wrecked from dealing with the mortuary to even consider this horrible, horrible prospect.

Anyway he'll pull his head up from Chuuya's tail a little, quirking a curious brow at the same time he reaches out to lightly push at his hand. Be gentle with him!!]

Hm? What is it?

I've been meaning to ask before now-- how the hell do you shorten your name?

Not that I don't like it, but it's a little bit of a mouthful sometimes.

[fiiiine he'll be gentle... he tries rubbing at the base of those ears instead.]

[He likes that much better, apparently, humming out a few satisfied sounds and tilting his head to encourage more of it before he deigns to answer the question.]

Haha, I guess it is a little long! You can call me by my birth name, if you'd like - Wei Ying. [Did he ever even mention Wei Wuxian is only his courtesy name. Does anyone but Higekiri even know he has like 8 names titles and nicknames??]

Though I have some other nicknames, too! [With a little demon twinkle in his eye:] Like XianXian.

Your-- how many do you have, jeez...

[the petting continues as a reward for the answer, though, as chuuya hums thoughtfully.

and then, with an equally shitty little grin:]

You know, I think XianXian suits you right now. Sounds like something you might call a cute little rabbit, right?

As many as Higekiri, probably!

[SO MANY FUCKIN NAMES. His ears twitch again, and he shifts a little closer, moving so he can rest his head against Chuuya's thigh instead and boy i HATE THIS MAN.]

It does suit, doesn't it? But it suits me all the time, you know - not just now!

[The shitheaded grin of someone who knows this is in no way true.]

[oh, cute... it's bad that he likes that? he lets wei wuxian make a pillow out of his thigh easily enough, fingers stroking through his hair now that he's closer, catching briefly on the back of the choker.]

Yeah? Even when you're shoving your freezing fucking hands into my clothes?

[Yes good, he loves being spoiled about as much as he loves being ridiculously dommed.]

Especially then! [He flexes his fingers playfully before reaching for one of Chuuya's wrists. His hands are definitely still cold as hell!] Why, you don't like my hands?

Oi, cut that out-!

[MAKING A FACE!! he swats those cold gremlin hands away, flicking his tail over as he just. grabs wei wuxian's hands and buries them in the fur.]

Just warm them up, how are they always like that?

[He's the prey animal here and yet he's still a goddamn terror... Which is fitting since apparently rabbits are also goddamn terrors.

Anyway, he seems content enough to let his hands rest in the fur, delighting in the soft fluff and warmth. Yes good, he approves.]

Hm? I don't know! They just are. No point in warming them up if they'll just be cold again later, hm?

You've never considered wearing gloves...?

[he huffs out a sigh, shaking his head.]

You really are the fucking worst, XianXian.

[it doesn't sound like he means it.]

Nope! I don't like them.

[He cannot get up to his elbows in zombie guts if he has gloves in his way!

Anyway, he just looks up at Chuuya with his big ol' demon eyes, grinning as punkasses do. It's been a while since anyone's called him any sort of cute nickname; maybe it'll take a bit more to adjust than he first thought, but he doesn't particularly mind it.]

Haha, so I've heard, so I've heard! [AND YET, HE'S STILL THIS WAY.] So? What about me? I want something cute to call you, too - do you have any sort of nickname?

None that aren't from someone I hate.

[they're all from dazai and he's not having anyone call him 'slug' thank you very much!!

and because he's currently a furry his ears even flatten at the thought, his tail fur bristling... there's so much hate in this one shitty little body.]

[Hm yes, he's had plenty of bad nicknames, too. He reaches out to pet down the fur of Chuuya's tail and then sits up a little so he can lean forward and rub his angry little ears between his thumbs and forefingers. There, there, you small angry man.]

I'll give you a new one, then! How abouuut- [Hm, hm, hm... He hums, considering a few different combinations and a few absolutely horrific ones, but decides to be a good soul for once and leave the teasing aside.]

—Chuu?

Chuu...? You don't think that's a little cutesy?

[he pauses to consider it, still idly petting wei wuxian's hair as he allows his ears to be played with... it feels nice, actually, and he's leaning into the touch.]

Mm, better than some I've had, though.

It suits! You're cute.

[He can't hold back his bully gene for more than 5 goddamn seconds at a time. But at least he makes up for it (????) by continuing to pet and rub at his cute lil ears, which are currently the best part of his whole cursed self.]

Anyway, if you're fine with it, I'm keeping it. Otherwise, it's A-Ya!

Hush, you...

[but he doesn't pull away, despite wrinkling his nose. did you know foxes purr, apparently? there's a pleased little noise that might be a purr, and that gets him to lean back, looking startled.

immediately moving on thanks!!]

Ah-- where did A-Ya come from?

[AS IF HE CAN ESCAPE THAT EASILY. He'll come back around to A-Ya in a second, but first, he just leans forward to recapture the space between them. No running!!]

What was that?! What was that! How cute, how cute—!! Let me hear it again, come on, be kind to me!

[COME BACK, LIL FOX EARS.]

No, cut that out--!!

[REVENGE PETTING THE BUN EARS in hopes wwx will also embarrass himself! god he hates this he's not cute!]

Quit petting me and explain!

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