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doublesmall) wrote2019-10-15 05:16 pm
doublesmall) wrote2019-10-15 05:16 pm
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[hey aki? Hey, Aki?
For cursing me with this, WWX doesn't get the damn office, thanks. Not long after he's snapped the picture, Chuuya is just showing the fuck up wherever he happens to be, popping somewhere into that space.]
Hey, not bad. And here I thought it was going to take you a while to figure that one out.
[hewwo.]
For cursing me with this, WWX doesn't get the damn office, thanks. Not long after he's snapped the picture, Chuuya is just showing the fuck up wherever he happens to be, popping somewhere into that space.]
Hey, not bad. And here I thought it was going to take you a while to figure that one out.
[hewwo.]
[I HATE THIS A LOT AND HONESTLY SO DOES WEI WUXIAN!! Despite what his incredibly come hither expression might have suggested, he'd been hoping! He'd at least have some time to put his pants back on!!
He does at least pull his robes up again as soon as Chuuya appears (startling him just a little, even though he'd roughly Been Prepared for shit happening without warning). Oh yeah! One other thing on his chest outside of that terrible invite: words wrapping in a small circle at the dead center of his chest like a target that simply read NIGHTLESS CITY MASSACRE.]
Haha, well, fortunately we had a kind-hearted volunteer who decided to explain exactly what it was looking for! If you could give me a second to get redressed, have all the liquor you'd like.
He does at least pull his robes up again as soon as Chuuya appears (startling him just a little, even though he'd roughly Been Prepared for shit happening without warning). Oh yeah! One other thing on his chest outside of that terrible invite: words wrapping in a small circle at the dead center of his chest like a target that simply read NIGHTLESS CITY MASSACRE.]
Haha, well, fortunately we had a kind-hearted volunteer who decided to explain exactly what it was looking for! If you could give me a second to get redressed, have all the liquor you'd like.
[Well, that's definitely something-- Chuuya's eyes linger on the words for a moment, but he seems to dismiss it pretty easily? It's fine. Sometimes, these things just happen.]
Ah, not what you invited me for, huh? [He's teasing, waving a hand.] Go ahead. I'm not gonna make you hang around here naked or anything.
Ah, not what you invited me for, huh? [He's teasing, waving a hand.] Go ahead. I'm not gonna make you hang around here naked or anything.
[Thanks for being a bro, Chuuya. He literally decided he'd rather risk revealing his sin than revealing his dick because he was banking on Chuuya being a don't-ask-don't-tell type!]
Haha, why? Are you disappointed? [Teasing right back, but he'll move in sweeping gestures to deposit this bottle back on the floor by his couch and shuffle over to the pile of clothes in the corner to find his pants and put them back on. As he's tying his million layers of robes back up:]
I did want to have a drink with you though, if you'd be willing to take a break from your new duties and share some of your time.
Haha, why? Are you disappointed? [Teasing right back, but he'll move in sweeping gestures to deposit this bottle back on the floor by his couch and shuffle over to the pile of clothes in the corner to find his pants and put them back on. As he's tying his million layers of robes back up:]
I did want to have a drink with you though, if you'd be willing to take a break from your new duties and share some of your time.
Would you be disappointed if I said I might be? It wasn't a half-bad invitation.
[it is SO unfortunate that chuuya likes him, god. he'd bang. hate that!
he's just scooping that bottle up, though, pulling a pair of glasses out of... somewhere in his dumb overcoat. hm.]
But no, I've got the time. Seems like a lot of you are still figuring out how to get a message through to us.
[it is SO unfortunate that chuuya likes him, god. he'd bang. hate that!
he's just scooping that bottle up, though, pulling a pair of glasses out of... somewhere in his dumb overcoat. hm.]
But no, I've got the time. Seems like a lot of you are still figuring out how to get a message through to us.
—What, do you two need to have sex to ward off that demon, too? You'd think being possessed by our former dearly departed would be enough to keep them away.
[Because why else would anyone want to sleep with him?? Clearly?? Wild.
Anyway this is fine because he also usually hides shit in his robes and doesn't bat a lash at the magical appearance of these glasses. Over to the couch he goes! The cushions have mercifully been flipped.]
Your quiet time is probably going to end soon, haha. Dick is showing everyone how the system works.
[Because of course he is.]
[Because why else would anyone want to sleep with him?? Clearly?? Wild.
Anyway this is fine because he also usually hides shit in his robes and doesn't bat a lash at the magical appearance of these glasses. Over to the couch he goes! The cushions have mercifully been flipped.]
Your quiet time is probably going to end soon, haha. Dick is showing everyone how the system works.
[Because of course he is.]
I mean, we might. That's a good question. I'm all right on that front, though, I'm just saying I'm not opposed.
[Big shrug! He pours a couple of glasses, because doing it while moving to the couch is no problem with gravity control, and takes a seat as he passes one over.]
Has he? Good. There are a few of you I was pretty concerned about, when it comes to that.
[Big shrug! He pours a couple of glasses, because doing it while moving to the couch is no problem with gravity control, and takes a seat as he passes one over.]
Has he? Good. There are a few of you I was pretty concerned about, when it comes to that.
[The look he gives Chuuya at that is hilariously blank, like perhaps his brain has shut off for a moment and he has no idea how to process someone actually being interested in shacking up with him outside of the FOD curse they've all been put under.
...Whatever!! He takes the offered glass and immediately tanks like 3/4ths of it in one go because he has not a single goddamn chill when it comes to alcohol.]
Hah, well! You'd be the first to say it. It's not as though I have a long line waiting at my door either, unlike some people- [rip in rest dick and also dick's dick] -so consider mine open to you.
[He's gonna bang the npc, god. ANYWAY, finishing the remaining fourth?? Why the fuck is he like this.]
The ones who won't or don't want to bother figuring it out will probably just relay their messages through others, anyway. No loss for you, I'd imagine, since it'll give you a shorter queue to manage!
...Whatever!! He takes the offered glass and immediately tanks like 3/4ths of it in one go because he has not a single goddamn chill when it comes to alcohol.]
Hah, well! You'd be the first to say it. It's not as though I have a long line waiting at my door either, unlike some people- [rip in rest dick and also dick's dick] -so consider mine open to you.
[He's gonna bang the npc, god. ANYWAY, finishing the remaining fourth?? Why the fuck is he like this.]
The ones who won't or don't want to bother figuring it out will probably just relay their messages through others, anyway. No loss for you, I'd imagine, since it'll give you a shorter queue to manage!
Hey, I won't complain too much. It does make things a little easier if people try to drop by every so often, though-- helps me stay on top of things.
[He takes a pull from his own glass, reaching over to refill the empty one as he mutters something about savoring it.]
I'd still like to drink with you first, but, well. Seems like a waste not to take you up on something like that while I'm here, doesn't it?
[He takes a pull from his own glass, reaching over to refill the empty one as he mutters something about savoring it.]
I'd still like to drink with you first, but, well. Seems like a waste not to take you up on something like that while I'm here, doesn't it?
[There's a little hum of acknowledgment.]
I'll pass it on, then - make sure people know to come pester you often. You won't get lonely that way, either!
[Said with a laugh, followed by a thanks for the re-pour. He'll savor this glass, too! If only by virtue of the fact that he's busy watching his own soul fly out of his mouth... Why are the people here so horny?? Why?? WHO HAS TIME TO BANG WHEN THERE ARE DEMONS TO HUNT. He'd much rather be hunched like a goblin over runes on the floor trying to figure out how to catch ghosts than bent over on a bed or couch, god!!]
You really don't waste any time, do you? [Well, gotta give a man props for knowing what he wants. Still, Wei Wuxian raises his free hand and waves it.] If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not embarrass myself twice in as many days.
I'll pass it on, then - make sure people know to come pester you often. You won't get lonely that way, either!
[Said with a laugh, followed by a thanks for the re-pour. He'll savor this glass, too! If only by virtue of the fact that he's busy watching his own soul fly out of his mouth... Why are the people here so horny?? Why?? WHO HAS TIME TO BANG WHEN THERE ARE DEMONS TO HUNT. He'd much rather be hunched like a goblin over runes on the floor trying to figure out how to catch ghosts than bent over on a bed or couch, god!!]
You really don't waste any time, do you? [Well, gotta give a man props for knowing what he wants. Still, Wei Wuxian raises his free hand and waves it.] If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not embarrass myself twice in as many days.
The first time didn't go so well, huh?
[He makes a sympathetic little noise in acknowledgement, taking another sip from his glass as he settles in and gets comfortable on the couch.
Look, he only has so much to work with at the moment. He can only spend so much time in his office going over the information they have again and again, horny efforts help break that up a bit?]
I'll leave the timing up to you, then-- but I promise I at least know what I'm doing.
[He makes a sympathetic little noise in acknowledgement, taking another sip from his glass as he settles in and gets comfortable on the couch.
Look, he only has so much to work with at the moment. He can only spend so much time in his office going over the information they have again and again, horny efforts help break that up a bit?]
I'll leave the timing up to you, then-- but I promise I at least know what I'm doing.
[Clearly, Chuuya should join him in his ghost hunting. Much better than banging?? In his humble and only recently non-virgin opinion, anyway.
He'll pull his feet up onto the couch though, and then scoot himself up once more so he's perched on the couch arm like a gargoyle. Apparently this is his seat of choice... He also immediately fails any attempt to savor this second glass as he downs half of it. The power of his liver is... alarming...]
Could've been worse? It taught me to keep my hair up next time, at least. [HE HAS SO MUCH OF IT, IT'S SO BAD.] But good to know, good to know. To be honest, that's probably something I could have used yesterday.
[Someone who knew what they were doing... Instead he just bared his virgin card to the world to see and is now like "what's the big deal" about it. Also, he's probably got a bruise from where he hit the floor after his lube slip.]
He'll pull his feet up onto the couch though, and then scoot himself up once more so he's perched on the couch arm like a gargoyle. Apparently this is his seat of choice... He also immediately fails any attempt to savor this second glass as he downs half of it. The power of his liver is... alarming...]
Could've been worse? It taught me to keep my hair up next time, at least. [HE HAS SO MUCH OF IT, IT'S SO BAD.] But good to know, good to know. To be honest, that's probably something I could have used yesterday.
[Someone who knew what they were doing... Instead he just bared his virgin card to the world to see and is now like "what's the big deal" about it. Also, he's probably got a bruise from where he hit the floor after his lube slip.]
[his lube slip i'm crying
Chuuya can't help but breathe out a quiet laugh, there, with a shake of his head.]
Yeah, you usually want to find somebody who's got more of an idea how things work, or you end up with problems like that. Try braiding it or tying it low though, I've heard it's uncomfortable when you've got it all piled up instead.
[his hair may be short but he learns things...]
Chuuya can't help but breathe out a quiet laugh, there, with a shake of his head.]
Yeah, you usually want to find somebody who's got more of an idea how things work, or you end up with problems like that. Try braiding it or tying it low though, I've heard it's uncomfortable when you've got it all piled up instead.
[his hair may be short but he learns things...]
[sometimes you just fuckin slip on lube and see your life flash before your eyes]
Really? [Honestly with the amount of hair he has, his head should probably already be hurting from this high ponytail. He shifts his head a little from side to side, as if trying to see if he can imagine the discomfort.]
—I'll keep it in mind! Things were already uncomfortable enough, I'm not really keen on adding anything worse to it, hah.
[Just how awkward was his first time... (Very.)]
Really? [Honestly with the amount of hair he has, his head should probably already be hurting from this high ponytail. He shifts his head a little from side to side, as if trying to see if he can imagine the discomfort.]
—I'll keep it in mind! Things were already uncomfortable enough, I'm not really keen on adding anything worse to it, hah.
[Just how awkward was his first time... (Very.)]
Uncomfortable? Then you two were definitely doing it wrong. It's supposed to be a better experience than that...
[Whomst the fuck did this and made his own life harder, Chuuya will have words with them, god.]
But I get it if you need some recovery time after that. We can just consider it testing later on-- sort of an extension of last time, yeah?
[chuuya, mentally crossing his fingers and hoping,]
[Whomst the fuck did this and made his own life harder, Chuuya will have words with them, god.]
But I get it if you need some recovery time after that. We can just consider it testing later on-- sort of an extension of last time, yeah?
[chuuya, mentally crossing his fingers and hoping,]
[Let it be known!!! That as handsy as he gets with corpses sometimes, Wei Wuxian is not a corpsefucker...!! That's not among his many awful kinks!!
And yet, cursed as it is, this is honestly the easiest way to get him interested. He doesn't care about whether or not he did it wrong and that doing it the right way is supposed to be better! But he does care about finding out more about this funky lil revival trick that's going on here. God. Bad! Bad.]
Hah, no need to make excuses. [Said with a laugh and a wave of his free hand BUT HE'S EYING CHUUYA UP ALL THE SAME NOW... Tragically not the sexy kind, more like a particularly passionate biologist lovingly gazing at the frog they're about to dissect.] ... But now that you've mentioned it, I would like to do a few periodic checks here and there just to make sure there aren't any changes happening right under your nose. Killing two birds with one stone! All the better - saves me time.
[He is absofuckinlutely a mad scientist type, does Chuuya really think that fat necromancer ass is worth this.]
And yet, cursed as it is, this is honestly the easiest way to get him interested. He doesn't care about whether or not he did it wrong and that doing it the right way is supposed to be better! But he does care about finding out more about this funky lil revival trick that's going on here. God. Bad! Bad.]
Hah, no need to make excuses. [Said with a laugh and a wave of his free hand BUT HE'S EYING CHUUYA UP ALL THE SAME NOW... Tragically not the sexy kind, more like a particularly passionate biologist lovingly gazing at the frog they're about to dissect.] ... But now that you've mentioned it, I would like to do a few periodic checks here and there just to make sure there aren't any changes happening right under your nose. Killing two birds with one stone! All the better - saves me time.
[He is absofuckinlutely a mad scientist type, does Chuuya really think that fat necromancer ass is worth this.]
[Listen, don't ask me what's going on in this particular thirsty gremlin's mind, you think I know? WWX kept him from a third temporary death and doesn't seem to be actively suspicious of him like half the population here, that's worth something. Unfortunately.]
Just as long as you don't keep up a running commentary the whole time, all right? It kills the hell out of the mood. Defeats the whole purpose of making sure everything's functional.
[Please don't make him listen to it during sex he can't handle that. It'd be like listening to Kajii and that's asbolutely a boner kill.]
Just as long as you don't keep up a running commentary the whole time, all right? It kills the hell out of the mood. Defeats the whole purpose of making sure everything's functional.
[Please don't make him listen to it during sex he can't handle that. It'd be like listening to Kajii and that's asbolutely a boner kill.]
[UNFORTUNATELY IS RIGHT.]
Come, now! Who do you take me for? I'll have you know I'm a highly-ranked gentleman. You should have at least a little faith that I won't make this difficult for you!
[But he says it in that gremlin way he tends to say things in where he absolutely knows no one should ever have faith in him or whatever bullshit he's spouting... He's a talkative-to-the-point-of-babbling person, is he even capable of not keeping up a running commentary?? GUESS WE'LL UNFORTUNATELY FIND OUT.
Also he's finishing this glass, too. He tips it, now empty, in Chuuya's direction in a semi-toast.]
Come, now! Who do you take me for? I'll have you know I'm a highly-ranked gentleman. You should have at least a little faith that I won't make this difficult for you!
[But he says it in that gremlin way he tends to say things in where he absolutely knows no one should ever have faith in him or whatever bullshit he's spouting... He's a talkative-to-the-point-of-babbling person, is he even capable of not keeping up a running commentary?? GUESS WE'LL UNFORTUNATELY FIND OUT.
Also he's finishing this glass, too. He tips it, now empty, in Chuuya's direction in a semi-toast.]
[...Well, it's fine. Chuuya is confident in his own ability to shut him up if necessary, one way or another!
He lifts his own glass in return, then offers him a refill, topping off both glasses while he's at it. Drinking time stops never.]
A real gentleman, huh... you're going to have to prove that one to me, you know. I happen to be pretty used to high society.
[Kind of. Criminal high society, and normal high society when they're extorting them or working with them briefly... close enough.]
He lifts his own glass in return, then offers him a refill, topping off both glasses while he's at it. Drinking time stops never.]
A real gentleman, huh... you're going to have to prove that one to me, you know. I happen to be pretty used to high society.
[Kind of. Criminal high society, and normal high society when they're extorting them or working with them briefly... close enough.]
[Godspeed Chuuya, he rambles so much even when being rawed in a bush that he literally interrupts himself with his own tangents.
In any case, he is coveting his third glass at least and not immediately slamming this one down... He also laughs, looking way too amused and slapping the couch back with his free hand.]
Exactly that - a real one! Ranked fourth in all the cultivating world! Not bad at all, is it?
[Hard to imagine, given his general gargoyle-like lifestyle... Once upon a time he was a classy lad who didn't sleep in his own cookie crumbs and ink spills.]
In any case, he is coveting his third glass at least and not immediately slamming this one down... He also laughs, looking way too amused and slapping the couch back with his free hand.]
Exactly that - a real one! Ranked fourth in all the cultivating world! Not bad at all, is it?
[Hard to imagine, given his general gargoyle-like lifestyle... Once upon a time he was a classy lad who didn't sleep in his own cookie crumbs and ink spills.]
[Chuuya pauses for a moment, looking around at the room.
He looks back to Wei Wuxian.
He gestures to their surroundings with a disbelieving look, brows raised.]
And you live like this.
[also for the record the solution to the tangent problem is 'you can't talk with your mouth full' so like
he has options]
He looks back to Wei Wuxian.
He gestures to their surroundings with a disbelieving look, brows raised.]
And you live like this.
[also for the record the solution to the tangent problem is 'you can't talk with your mouth full' so like
he has options]
[i hate that you made me read this with my own two eyes and i am so afraid of the future
Anyway, he's just LAUGHING AGAIN.]
Haha, to be fair, I was ranked fourth before I lived in a cave.
[HE SAYS SO SIMPLY. But yeah once you live in a cave you really just let yourself go.]
Anyway! Rankings were based on the things you could do or how handsome you were. No one ever saw my bedchambers so there was no room to judge! Lucky for me.
Anyway, he's just LAUGHING AGAIN.]
Haha, to be fair, I was ranked fourth before I lived in a cave.
[HE SAYS SO SIMPLY. But yeah once you live in a cave you really just let yourself go.]
Anyway! Rankings were based on the things you could do or how handsome you were. No one ever saw my bedchambers so there was no room to judge! Lucky for me.
Well, you're getting judged now. For the record, we're going somewhere nicer whenever you're ready, I'm absolutely not sleeping with you here.
[Sometimes you just have to lay out your expectations early, it's fine it's fine it's fine.]
...but I guess only having three people ahead of you on either of those isn't bad at all, sure.
[Sometimes you just have to lay out your expectations early, it's fine it's fine it's fine.]
...but I guess only having three people ahead of you on either of those isn't bad at all, sure.
If it's only you judging me, I think I'll be able to live.
[This said with a grin like the little shit he is... But he'll wave a hand at the rest, tipping his glass side to side in open amusement.]
That's fine, we can go whenever you'd like! I'm not picky. [THAT IS, PERHAPS, PART OF THE PROBLEM.] Lead me however you care to - I'll live up to my title! Consider it a promise.
[He says this but can you really be a gentleman when you're also a gremlin to the core, even in bed... Will Chuuya's thirst be worth it?? Tune in soon to find out, unfortunately!]
[This said with a grin like the little shit he is... But he'll wave a hand at the rest, tipping his glass side to side in open amusement.]
That's fine, we can go whenever you'd like! I'm not picky. [THAT IS, PERHAPS, PART OF THE PROBLEM.] Lead me however you care to - I'll live up to my title! Consider it a promise.
[He says this but can you really be a gentleman when you're also a gremlin to the core, even in bed... Will Chuuya's thirst be worth it?? Tune in soon to find out, unfortunately!]
Well, if it's a promise... then I'll hold you to it.
[among other things, probably
But he gestures to the door, there, pushing himself to his feet as he adds:]
If that's the case, I think we could stand to get a little more comfortable. Come with me.
[among other things, probably
But he gestures to the door, there, pushing himself to his feet as he adds:]
If that's the case, I think we could stand to get a little more comfortable. Come with me.
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