[Listen, don't ask me what's going on in this particular thirsty gremlin's mind, you think I know? WWX kept him from a third temporary death and doesn't seem to be actively suspicious of him like half the population here, that's worth something. Unfortunately.]
Just as long as you don't keep up a running commentary the whole time, all right? It kills the hell out of the mood. Defeats the whole purpose of making sure everything's functional.
[Please don't make him listen to it during sex he can't handle that. It'd be like listening to Kajii and that's asbolutely a boner kill.]
Come, now! Who do you take me for? I'll have you know I'm a highly-ranked gentleman. You should have at least a little faith that I won't make this difficult for you!
[But he says it in that gremlin way he tends to say things in where he absolutely knows no one should ever have faith in him or whatever bullshit he's spouting... He's a talkative-to-the-point-of-babbling person, is he even capable of not keeping up a running commentary?? GUESS WE'LL UNFORTUNATELY FIND OUT.
Also he's finishing this glass, too. He tips it, now empty, in Chuuya's direction in a semi-toast.]
[Godspeed Chuuya, he rambles so much even when being rawed in a bush that he literally interrupts himself with his own tangents.
In any case, he is coveting his third glass at least and not immediately slamming this one down... He also laughs, looking way too amused and slapping the couch back with his free hand.]
Exactly that - a real one! Ranked fourth in all the cultivating world! Not bad at all, is it?
[Hard to imagine, given his general gargoyle-like lifestyle... Once upon a time he was a classy lad who didn't sleep in his own cookie crumbs and ink spills.]
[i hate that you made me read this with my own two eyes and i am so afraid of the future
Anyway, he's just LAUGHING AGAIN.]
Haha, to be fair, I was ranked fourth before I lived in a cave.
[HE SAYS SO SIMPLY. But yeah once you live in a cave you really just let yourself go.]
Anyway! Rankings were based on the things you could do or how handsome you were. No one ever saw my bedchambers so there was no room to judge! Lucky for me.
If it's only you judging me, I think I'll be able to live.
[This said with a grin like the little shit he is... But he'll wave a hand at the rest, tipping his glass side to side in open amusement.]
That's fine, we can go whenever you'd like! I'm not picky. [THAT IS, PERHAPS, PART OF THE PROBLEM.] Lead me however you care to - I'll live up to my title! Consider it a promise.
[He says this but can you really be a gentleman when you're also a gremlin to the core, even in bed... Will Chuuya's thirst be worth it?? Tune in soon to find out, unfortunately!]
[Up from the couch he goes! He pats his robes free of wrinkles with his free hand and just downs his dang glass YET AGAIN because he has literally zero chill?? It's fine, his liver is going to give out before Thot gets him.
As he heads over to the door, though, he looks back with a bright and excited smile.]
Ooh! Will I get to see that room of yours? The one Higekiri was talking about? He seemed fond of it.
[He looks so pleased at that? God. Compliment his space more, thanks.]
Yeah, you'll get to see part of it. Lucky you, right?
[And he'll guide Wei Wuxian over to the door, opening it... to a completely different space than where it's supposed to lead? Through the door is a fancyass bedroom with a large, plush bed and assorted small bits of furniture. This is a bed that looks like at least 3 people would be comfortable on it, okay, it's cursed.
Chuuya beckons him in, holding the door open for him.]
[FEED HIS EGO... this is really unfortunate, because Chuuya just eats it up? He removes his hat and shoes and takes a seat on the bed, shifting to make himself comfortable.]
And you haven't even tried the bed out yet. Promise it's the most comfortable one you've been in.
Anyway, being the gremlin he is, he doesn't take this time to start setting the mood. He just fuckin takes a running start and throws himself bodily onto Chuuya's big soft bed, arms spread out like a starfish. He lands with an inelegant whump.]
—Incredible! You weren't lying - it is the most comfortable one I've ever been in! Haha, it really does beat a floor, doesn't it?
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Just as long as you don't keep up a running commentary the whole time, all right? It kills the hell out of the mood. Defeats the whole purpose of making sure everything's functional.
[Please don't make him listen to it during sex he can't handle that. It'd be like listening to Kajii and that's asbolutely a boner kill.]
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Come, now! Who do you take me for? I'll have you know I'm a highly-ranked gentleman. You should have at least a little faith that I won't make this difficult for you!
[But he says it in that gremlin way he tends to say things in where he absolutely knows no one should ever have faith in him or whatever bullshit he's spouting... He's a talkative-to-the-point-of-babbling person, is he even capable of not keeping up a running commentary?? GUESS WE'LL UNFORTUNATELY FIND OUT.
Also he's finishing this glass, too. He tips it, now empty, in Chuuya's direction in a semi-toast.]
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He lifts his own glass in return, then offers him a refill, topping off both glasses while he's at it. Drinking time stops never.]
A real gentleman, huh... you're going to have to prove that one to me, you know. I happen to be pretty used to high society.
[Kind of. Criminal high society, and normal high society when they're extorting them or working with them briefly... close enough.]
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In any case, he is coveting his third glass at least and not immediately slamming this one down... He also laughs, looking way too amused and slapping the couch back with his free hand.]
Exactly that - a real one! Ranked fourth in all the cultivating world! Not bad at all, is it?
[Hard to imagine, given his general gargoyle-like lifestyle... Once upon a time he was a classy lad who didn't sleep in his own cookie crumbs and ink spills.]
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He looks back to Wei Wuxian.
He gestures to their surroundings with a disbelieving look, brows raised.]
And you live like this.
[also for the record the solution to the tangent problem is 'you can't talk with your mouth full' so like
he has options]
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Anyway, he's just LAUGHING AGAIN.]
Haha, to be fair, I was ranked fourth before I lived in a cave.
[HE SAYS SO SIMPLY. But yeah once you live in a cave you really just let yourself go.]
Anyway! Rankings were based on the things you could do or how handsome you were. No one ever saw my bedchambers so there was no room to judge! Lucky for me.
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[Sometimes you just have to lay out your expectations early, it's fine it's fine it's fine.]
...but I guess only having three people ahead of you on either of those isn't bad at all, sure.
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[This said with a grin like the little shit he is... But he'll wave a hand at the rest, tipping his glass side to side in open amusement.]
That's fine, we can go whenever you'd like! I'm not picky. [THAT IS, PERHAPS, PART OF THE PROBLEM.] Lead me however you care to - I'll live up to my title! Consider it a promise.
[He says this but can you really be a gentleman when you're also a gremlin to the core, even in bed... Will Chuuya's thirst be worth it?? Tune in soon to find out, unfortunately!]
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[among other things, probably
But he gestures to the door, there, pushing himself to his feet as he adds:]
If that's the case, I think we could stand to get a little more comfortable. Come with me.
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As he heads over to the door, though, he looks back with a bright and excited smile.]
Ooh! Will I get to see that room of yours? The one Higekiri was talking about? He seemed fond of it.
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[He looks so pleased at that? God. Compliment his space more, thanks.]
Yeah, you'll get to see part of it. Lucky you, right?
[And he'll guide Wei Wuxian over to the door, opening it... to a completely different space than where it's supposed to lead? Through the door is a fancyass bedroom with a large, plush bed and assorted small bits of furniture. This is a bed that looks like at least 3 people would be comfortable on it, okay, it's cursed.
Chuuya beckons him in, holding the door open for him.]
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—Wow! This is all yours?! I really am lucky - this is even better than he made it sound!
[CLAPPING HIS HANDS. He turns in a circle, enamored with pretty much everything his eyes fall on, god.]
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And you haven't even tried the bed out yet. Promise it's the most comfortable one you've been in.
[Patting the blankets next to himself...]
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Anyway, being the gremlin he is, he doesn't take this time to start setting the mood. He just fuckin takes a running start and throws himself bodily onto Chuuya's big soft bed, arms spread out like a starfish. He lands with an inelegant whump.]
—Incredible! You weren't lying - it is the most comfortable one I've ever been in! Haha, it really does beat a floor, doesn't it?