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[doublesmall]

[because the devil works hard but your mods work harder!

chuuya considers another moment, then nods.]

All right. Get 5 other people who haven't visited us yet to go sleep with one of the other 3. All 3 of them have to get at least one, and you can't send anybody to me-- seriously, I'm basically the only one handling this shit right now and a lot of you guys haven't even tried to contact us.

[which is probably because of the pics, but like, damn.]

Tell me who you sent after you've done that, and I'll confirm how it went with the other three-- should be easy for you, right?

[unpredicktable]

[ dick takes that in and. yeah the grimace is actually entirely because he has to convince someone to sleep with polly. damn it, chuuya.

actually god that's gonna be five super awkward conversations everyone he knows is a slut who has already visited hosts. ]

I... There's no way to say yes to this being easy without me feeling like a pimp, is there? [ because that is basically what is happening. hm. ] So I guess I'll just agree.

[doublesmall]

Probably not.

[don't agree so easily, chuuya.]

You should be fine, a lot of you guys haven't come by. Work on that and I'll see what we can do as far as info goes-- you're kind of the first person to actually ask for anything substantial.

[unpredicktable]

Not surprising. [ he frowns a bit, because that sounded maybe a little conceited-- ] Not... great, but not surprising. Gathering intel is kind of what I do.

[doublesmall]

What do you know, we have a few things in common after all. -well, it's only a part of the job, but details.

[chuuya he literally said he was going to avoid thinking about that.]

[unpredicktable]

Only a part of mine too.

[ but on ... sort of... opposite sides of the law. he looks very wryly amused about that ]

[doublesmall]

And more surveillance than gathering intel, technically.

[he shrugs! this is fine... he honestly looks kind of amused too.

listen the mafia literally has a superpowered business license in bsd he does not super care.]

[unpredicktable]

There's an amount of that, too.

[ it turns out batman is like a mafia boss probably. this shocks no one ]

[doublesmall]

You're sure we're really on opposing sides, here?

[now he's just being a shit.]

[unpredicktable]

Not right now, we're not.

[ he can be a bit of a shit too ]

[doublesmall]

Wouldn't be the first time I've worked across that line, so we ought to be fine.

[unpredicktable]

Can't really say we've got that one in common, but I'll let it pass this time.

[doublesmall]

Too much of an upstanding guy to take help where you can get it?

[unpredicktable]

Upstanding's another word for foolish, right? [ if he's going to word it like that but dick shakes his head. ] Bad guys helping out the good guys to take out a bigger bad or to save their own skin? That happens a lot. I take the help, but I watch my back.