Car accident, boss! I'm kinda thinking they should be banned— walkin's good for, like, health and the environment and stuff, right?

[ He is never getting into a car ever again in his life, he decides as he walks up to the desk so he can haul himself onto the desk to sit instead of any other piece of furniture, leaning over to peer towards the door to see if security wants to listen in on his drivel or not. ]