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Are you, now.

[Chuuya hums softly to himself, taking a moment to think. Technically he doesn't quite have a position open, but he's been holding on to at least one person because he just doesn't want to look for another one, and they have had pretty spotty attendance...]

Listen, I can't promise anything right now, but tell you what. I'll get with the rest of management and see what we can do, yeah? Might have something opening up pretty soon.

[He pulls his phone from his pocket, tapping at it as he continues.]

Go ahead and give me your contact info and I'll get in touch with you about it later.

[ UOOOOHHHHH. Yato lights up. It's not a bona fide job offer yet, but. How could he lose!! ]

Thanks, boss!

[ He flicks his free hand, and in it appears a fanned trio of cards: a bartending license, food handling certification, and a business card with his name, number, and DELIVERY KING boldly written across the top. The latter he offers to Chuuya for keeps if he so desires. ]

For the record, I can give you any kind of help you need, guaranteed! Whether it's as a tough love bouncer, fiery line cook, light speed waiter, or heartfelt bartender, I'll give you 100% employer satisfaction!

Shit, you really come prepared, don't you?

[Chuuya takes a few moments to inspect the cards and make sure they're legit, handing them back once he's finished-- except for the business card. He's definitely keeping that one.]

If you already know the business, even better. Not that I mind training people, but you know, it's hard to do in a pinch...

[in other words: his prospects are pretty damn good. It's just making sure there's room that's stopping him from going ahead and hiring Yato already, Chuuya's pretty sure the accountant would kill him.]

How much experience do you have, anyway?

[ Yato is always prepared to market himself at the drop of a hat... He puffs up proudly. ]

I used to travel a lot, and restaurants were always great waypoints for work!

[ Especially because they doubled as sources of food... Chefs were usually happy to let him cook whatever he wanted on breaks -- especially if he cooked enough for them too. ]

I only turned 21 last year, but I've been working hard on my bartending. I know I can do it, coach!

[ Put him on the bench so that he can be taken off it!! ]

[he just laughs at that, shaking his head-]

Suit yourself, suit yourself. I thought it was a pretty good list.

[naturally.

but at that last question, he glances around, then abruptly swoops down closer to the ground to try to spot one of the fire spirits.]

--ah, there! One of those little guys. They're pretty interesting, you know?

[... Sanji wants ten of em'-- NO FOCUS]

... Look pretty harmless. [Which rates a jack point shit when it comes to the reality if the situation, they can look as cute as they want and still fuck up someone's day. He turns his gaze back to Chuuya]

... And one of 'em is in you...

Not like it's causing much trouble though, yeah?

[YES IT IS,

chuuya glances between them and sanji-- and grins.]

Hey, you wanna fly too?

[chuuya don't try to get other people fucking possessed]

Oi oi, no funny ideas.

... Besides, I can already fly.

[SURPRISE MOFO.]

You can?

[chuuya blinks at him, surprised--

but also that is absolutely the wrong thing to say to him in this state. another slow blink, and a grin spreads just as slowly across his face...

before chuuya lets go.]

What were you so afraid of if you can fly, huh? C'mon, show me--

[Perhaps the worst part of this is Sanji assumed Chuuya would be That Asshole and steeled himself for the fall.

Won't stop him from bitching as he jumps right back up to Chuuya's height -- no wings, no gravity, just wholesome leg strength ~~wtf one piece~~]

Because it takes energy, you asshole!! I can't do this all day!

I thought you knew about the gravity thing?

[chuuya that doesn't mean you don't have to WARN PEOPLE holy shit.

but with that confirmed, he lets his new wings unfurl once more, flapping them idly.]

If they won't get in the way, though, I don't see what's wrong with keeping them.

It's not like it's that much, come on-! And it was my idea in the first place!

[which is a lie, honestly, but he's not about to admit that he kind of does just leave a lot of aesthetic suggestions to baren. perks of having a model boyfriend.

he straightens up and smooths his shirt out, once again edging away from her scrutiny.]

Hey, that's not what I asked! Jeez, you're really evasive for someone who has nothing to hide!

[Every movement away is just another invitation for Nui to sneak a little closer as far as she's concerned. This time, she actually darts forward and tries to flip the hem of his shirt up.]

Think you've got some eczema or something going on there, too...

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how many times can you use 'boi'