[PCs] team trust no bitch aka team hat aka chuuya & caren

[doublesmall]

[but is it really team hat if only caren has one, though? that's the real question here.

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(there is age difference ship content here but nothing nsfw)]

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[sexorcism]

You did say that you're too old for me. [She hasn't forgotten that. Maybe Chuuya can even hear the petulant expression in her voice when she says it.] I don't think that makes you an upperclassman, but instead, some hapless older local?

The conventions in those types of stories are beyond me in many ways.

[doublesmall]

I already told you, I didn't want to admit to it at the time...

[he has the decency to sound sheepish for snubbing her like that, though.]

And why would I have to be a "hapless" older guy, huh?

[sexorcism]

My apologies for cornering you later until you were forced to admit to it.[She doesn't sound very apologetic.]

Isn't it obvious? you spend your days in dogged, probably clumsy pursuit of that vibrant star of innocence and girlhood...

[He can't see her face, but she's making a blanker than normal expression for sure.]

[doublesmall]

Tch... you're not sorry or innocent.

[he wrinkles his nose... but he also leans back just enough to tilt her chin up and kiss her, grinning against her lips.]

But I like you best this way, you know?

[sexorcism]

Ah, are you certain? I can play at precocious girlhood if you'd rather have that for your own. [It's easier to couch how they feel in these banters; Caren blames men for teaching her they only care about sexual things half the time.

She's still frowning when he kisses her, but Caren rolls onto her back after that and rests her head against Chuuya's chest, breathing in tandem with him.]

[doublesmall]

I don't want you to play at anything.

[his fingers comb through her hair after she pillows her head on him, in idle little motions-- chuuya toys with a lock of it here and there, winding it through his fingers and smoothing it out again.]

-well, unless you insist on it. Who am I to say no to what you want, huh?

[sexorcism]

You're all too willing to cater to my desires. [How dangerous... she smiles, revealing a crack of cunning before she drapes one arm along his legs.]

And? If I were like that, a tender young ingenue, how would you handle it?