[AUDIENCE] wei wuxian

[doublesmall]

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[givethemhell]

[HE DID JUST GET HIS CHEEKS SQUISHED BY SHITTY GREMLINS, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO.

That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]

Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!

[doublesmall]

You weren't that delicate the other night, huh?

[While Wei Wuxian complains, Chuuya just grins like the asshole that he is, hands shifting to settle on his hips.]

But if you're that afraid I'm gonna break you, then maybe we should just hold off...? Nothing to be ashamed of if you can't handle me.

[givethemhell]

—You should treat me nicely now! Later is a different story.

[HE SAYS IMMEDIATELY WITH NO GODDAMN HESITATION OR SHAME IN HIS ENTIRE GREMLINASS BODY.]

[doublesmall]

You're fucking shameless, you know that?

[He can't help but huff out a laugh, but... like he'd agree that easily.]

Maybe you should work harder to convince me.

[givethemhell]

[Chuuya is officially the worst and Wei Wuxian whines out his displeasure, just fwumping forward against him like a useless, boneless twink.]

I shouldn't have to work at all to convince you! I don't deserve to be treated meanly, you know?

[Literally nothing to say about being called shameless though, apparently.]

[doublesmall]

Oh, don't you...?

[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]

I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...

[givethemhell]

[Chuuya is THE WORST and brings EVERY CURSE UPON HIMSELF. Wei Wuxian just looks at him, arching a brow.]

Haha, what - is that a challenge? You really think I can't last? My arms and legs will be just fine, but my pride can't let something like that slide!

[He'll forget about the challenge within like 5 minutes and fuckin lose.]