[He's not deadset serious, but he will absolutely go terrorize literally everyone if the ability is left in his hands...]
Who's to say! If there's a way to get us all here, surely there's a way to open paths between other worlds and times. Some of us already come from places where that sort of thing is possible, you know? And I'm somewhat of a tinkerer, myself - it's in my nature to figure things like this out!
[RIP in rest everyone if he does, he's heading to Costco immediately in every AU.]
[haha, well. nevermind the first question, he's focusing on the second one-- it's more important, for right now. chuuya examines him for a moment, quiet.
...and a mix of having the occasional Feeling plus a little dose of instinct turns out to be a bad combination. wei wuxian lifts his head and leans in, and chuuya's ears twitch slightly as he reaches out to idly hook a finger underneath the choker.]
If you didn't also have a home to go back to--
I might want to find a way to bring you to mine.
[because unfortunately a furry little part of him is absolutely whispering 'mine', as his finger tugs lightly at that loop of leather.]
[Meanwhile here's this stupid asshole who had absolutely been teasing and was definitely not expecting such a genuine reaction?? There is a none-too-small part of him that still finds it incredibly difficult to wrap his mind around the idea that he's no longer in a place or situation where damn near everyone wants him dead...
Somewhat startled out of his initial gremlin response, he reaches forward so he can rub his thumbs against Chuuya's ears again, more for something to keep his hands busy than to tease. UNFUCKINGFORTUNATELY he's absolutely not fussed to have this choker tugged, and he grins.]
Haha, what, are you a fan of inviting trouble into your home?
Home's already full of trouble, you'd just fit in.
[things he'll probably look back on later and regret actually saying: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION. another little tug follows, encouraging him up and into chuuya's lap as usual, as his eyes slide mostly shut at the attention to his ears.]
Maybe I'd just be selfish and keep you if I could.
[UP HE GOES settling comfortably on Chuuya's lap way too easily, god please strike him down. Lan Zhan please also strike him down. At least he's not enough of a blockhead to miss that this is obvious flirting!! Even if he is enough of a blockhead to miss that Chuuya MAY BE KINDA SERIOUS... It's fine.
He grins impishly and leans forward to kiss the corner of Chuuya's mouth, gently scratching at the base of his ears.]
Hah! A pet rabbit, is it? Never thought I'd be the one being gifted instead of the one doing the gifting!
And spoil you as long as you behaved. [a pause, there, as he tilts his head into the touch at his ears.] Mm, but you're a little more fun when you don't, too. I'd get bored if you were nothing but good.
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[like he said, chuuya would literally die for him? that's fine and normal!
he does relent on the ears, at least, wwx is spared.]
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Think I might get the chance to meet him someday?
[Bad.]
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[he's just discussing this casually because he doesn't think wwx is entirely serious? after all-]
Or if there'd even be a way to get you back home if I could.
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Who's to say! If there's a way to get us all here, surely there's a way to open paths between other worlds and times. Some of us already come from places where that sort of thing is possible, you know? And I'm somewhat of a tinkerer, myself - it's in my nature to figure things like this out!
[RIP in rest everyone if he does, he's heading to Costco immediately in every AU.]
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[...he's quiet for a few moments there, though, and it might seem like he's done speaking before he adds-]
Guess there might be certain people I'd like to see again though. If I could.
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[Also his entire world hates him except for like. Three kids, his zombie BFF and his future husband, so.
Anyway the shitheaded grin is back!! He finally lifts his stupid head from Chuuya's leg, but only so he can lean forward.]
Am I on that list?
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...and a mix of having the occasional Feeling plus a little dose of instinct turns out to be a bad combination. wei wuxian lifts his head and leans in, and chuuya's ears twitch slightly as he reaches out to idly hook a finger underneath the choker.]
If you didn't also have a home to go back to--
I might want to find a way to bring you to mine.
[because unfortunately a furry little part of him is absolutely whispering 'mine', as his finger tugs lightly at that loop of leather.]
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Somewhat startled out of his initial gremlin response, he reaches forward so he can rub his thumbs against Chuuya's ears again, more for something to keep his hands busy than to tease. UNFUCKINGFORTUNATELY he's absolutely not fussed to have this choker tugged, and he grins.]
Haha, what, are you a fan of inviting trouble into your home?
[AS IF HE DIDN'T INVITE HIMSELF FIRST.]
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[things he'll probably look back on later and regret actually saying: THIS WHOLE CONVERSATION. another little tug follows, encouraging him up and into chuuya's lap as usual, as his eyes slide mostly shut at the attention to his ears.]
Maybe I'd just be selfish and keep you if I could.
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He grins impishly and leans forward to kiss the corner of Chuuya's mouth, gently scratching at the base of his ears.]
Hah! A pet rabbit, is it? Never thought I'd be the one being gifted instead of the one doing the gifting!
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[STRIKE THEM BOTH DOWN, LORD.]
And spoil you as long as you behaved. [a pause, there, as he tilts his head into the touch at his ears.] Mm, but you're a little more fun when you don't, too. I'd get bored if you were nothing but good.
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Anyway you know that thing we all do with our cats and dogs where you fold their ears over, he's doing that with Chuuya's ears right now.]
You should spoil me regardless of whether or not I'm well-behaved, anyway! I shouldn't have to do anything to earn it.
[HE'S ALREADY SO FUCKIN SPOILED.]