[AUDIENCE] wei wuxian

[doublesmall]

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[givethemhell]

[His expression briefly borders on something close to a frown because DAMMIT CHUUYA.]

What, you think you can avoid my questions and get answers to your own? Not very fair of you, sir. [But after a little huffy sigh:] "Arcade" games.

[doublesmall]

[he lights up just a little at that? like, he still feels kind of shitty so it's not much, but it's noticeable.]

I'm gonna have to check that out, later.

[let him play games!

but he shrugs-]

Ask better questions if you want better answers.

[givethemhell]

Hm? Are you a fan of them? Haha, just take care - doubt they'll still be dangerous now, but still, you know?

[Bad taste!! Though he thinks he might have liked them too, if they weren't full of Skinamajigs and ghost zombies. ANYWAY, maybe not necessarily better questions, but without any of the faffing around:]

--What have you gotten into, is it something I should be worried about, and-or is your body starting to actually fall apart?

[The last one is probably a joke, at least...]

[doublesmall]

Can't say, maybe, and it better not be?

[he's doing his best with what he's got here!!]

[givethemhell]

[JUST FUCKIN SIGHS.]

Can you at least say what's wrong, then? Aches, pains, external issues, internal issues? Anything I can get you to ease it up a bit?

[doublesmall]

Soreness, can't get fucking comfortable anywhere--

[he exhales a breath, takes in another one
he has to force to be steady.]

-and a little bit of that. I'll be fine if I just rest, all right...

[givethemhell]

[HE'S STILL FROWNING but at least he relents for the time being...]

Honestly, the most surprising thing about this is that it's taken you this long to get into trouble. ...Visibly, anyway. I'm sure you've gotten into all kinds of nonsense with us none the wiser.

[doublesmall]

Maybe I have. Maybe I've been over here behaving, huh? What makes you think I'd be a troublemaker?

[he'd shove Wei Wuxian, except he's not about to start another round of HORNY CRIMES and also his body is achey. ugh.]

[givethemhell]

[GOOD HONESTLY at this point he'd have backflipped out of his chair the second he saw a hand coming at him... He's gone from one bang in his life to four bangs in a week, he wants No More.]

Hah? You're really saying something like that to me with such serious tone? Your face is even thicker than mine! Amazing, really amazing.