[he likes that in a guy, okay. chuuya removes his hat with his free hand, peering down to the sidetables on the ground below as he tosses it perfectly onto one of them.]
Get your clothes and my pants off without falling, and we'll go from there.
[ but he grabs hold of the hand chuuya has holding him and lifts it up from his shoulder to his neck to his hair, implying he should grab hold. there. it's only because he has to get undressed and he has a shirt on! clearly! it's not that he's a kinky bitch!
anyway, once that's secured, then he starts with-- i can only assume his suit has a zipper, i don't know how it works. it looks like it should have a zipper. ]
I could probably afford to get you new ones if I damage it.
[ i can't believe chuuya will be the only person in this game to know dick is rich. regardless, he is careful as he lowers himself-- because chuuya's fucking short :/ it'd be awkward without, it's not Just because he likes giving oral :/-- and pulls chuuya's pants down with it ]
Did you want them completely off?
[ are you a partially clothed kinda guy. he's open. ]
Secret identity, remember? Just because people know my name doesn't mean I've revealed all my secrets.
[ also, he's adopted, and throwing his billionaire's dad money around is always a little weird. as for THAT question-- dick's smirk is 100% obnoxious ]
but he definitely bangs him on the ceiling and god I hate that. anyway he prefers it rough if allowed and dick now knows his rules are no kissing except during sex, no removing the choker, and no height commentary.
he'll bring them down from the ceiling when they're done, probably escorting dick to what seems to be an equally fancy little living space for cleanup because he's not a fucking animal.]
Ah, right-- said I'd explain. You know how he said he's being hindered by not fucking? I don't have the same problem. Make the right deal, and I've got better access to things.
[ i hate that dick also likes it rough. that sure happened! it was a pleasant ceiling time. kill me. he seems very pleased with himself even as he cleans up, because-- well, he's said it a few times. he likes sex! he's good at it.
dick tilts his head a bit at that, though, eyes narrowed in thought ]
So for you it's... a bonus, and for him it's a necessity?
No, I'm saying I've had no problems getting laid. You guys need it for survival and currency-- apparently we still have to engage, too, if you want anything out of us.
Can't do everything you guys might want yet, but I can do more, comparatively.
... don't know how much we can do on the information front, but material needs? You tell me what you want, I'll tell you if I can make it happen for you and give you a favor to do for me. Sex plus the favor gets you what you want.
[and with a little grin:]
Anything you haven't been able to get your hands on that you're eager for?
Too bad. I'm really more of an information broker.
[ jokes aside, dick tilts his head in consideration at that. ]
I'm guessing it's too much to ask for my wrist computer back? [ he shakes his head because he already knows the answer. there is a lot dick can improvise on and a lot of weapons in this place, but-- he'lll start small? ] Lockpick, maybe.
[ even if this place doesn't let it work on doors and such, with the amount of handcuffs in this place, dick would rather be safe than sorry ]
Oh, you aim high, don't you-- but yeah, that might be a little much.
[chuuya hums thoughtfully there, taking a few moments to consider.]
You've got an easier option and a harder one. I can get you something that'll work as one-- something you just can't get a hold of on your own yet-- for an easier favor. Or I can try to get you the real deal, but you're going to have to do more for me if we're going that route.
[because the devil works hard but your mods work harder!
chuuya considers another moment, then nods.]
All right. Get 5 other people who haven't visited us yet to go sleep with one of the other 3. All 3 of them have to get at least one, and you can't send anybody to me-- seriously, I'm basically the only one handling this shit right now and a lot of you guys haven't even tried to contact us.
[which is probably because of the pics, but like, damn.]
Tell me who you sent after you've done that, and I'll confirm how it went with the other three-- should be easy for you, right?
[ dick takes that in and. yeah the grimace is actually entirely because he has to convince someone to sleep with polly. damn it, chuuya.
actually god that's gonna be five super awkward conversations everyone he knows is a slut who has already visited hosts. ]
I... There's no way to say yes to this being easy without me feeling like a pimp, is there? [ because that is basically what is happening. hm. ] So I guess I'll just agree.
You should be fine, a lot of you guys haven't come by. Work on that and I'll see what we can do as far as info goes-- you're kind of the first person to actually ask for anything substantial.
Not surprising. [ he frowns a bit, because that sounded maybe a little conceited-- ] Not... great, but not surprising. Gathering intel is kind of what I do.
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[he's still grinning, though, because that's exactly the kind of response he likes? bad.]
I'm willing to try if you are.
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[ sorry he's a thrill seeker AND he goes free-falling off buildings as a hobby, this is a terrible combination. ]
Besides, I'll probably go down anyway.
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puns ]
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[he likes that in a guy, okay. chuuya removes his hat with his free hand, peering down to the sidetables on the ground below as he tosses it perfectly onto one of them.]
Get your clothes and my pants off without falling, and we'll go from there.
[sorry, he's bossy.]
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Good thing I've got both hands, huh?
[ but he grabs hold of the hand chuuya has holding him and lifts it up from his shoulder to his neck to his hair, implying he should grab hold. there. it's only because he has to get undressed and he has a shirt on! clearly! it's not that he's a kinky bitch!
anyway, once that's secured, then he starts with-- i can only assume his suit has a zipper, i don't know how it works. it looks like it should have a zipper. ]
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[he hums, fingers threading into his hair and taking hold.]
It's a workaround I happen to like, so I'll allow it.
[also yes it's presumably a normal suit with normal suit pants so it has a zipper.]
Careful with that, by the way, this shit's all custom.
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[ i can't believe chuuya will be the only person in this game to know dick is rich. regardless, he is careful as he lowers himself-- because chuuya's fucking short :/ it'd be awkward without, it's not Just because he likes giving oral :/-- and pulls chuuya's pants down with it ]
Did you want them completely off?
[ are you a partially clothed kinda guy. he's open. ]
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[rich bitch hi5, except not because that's counterproductive to what they're doing here. as for the question-]
That depends. Is going down as far as you're willing to go?
[because he considers that round one, basically. lord.]
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[ also, he's adopted, and throwing his billionaire's dad money around is always a little weird. as for THAT question-- dick's smirk is 100% obnoxious ]
If I call it an appetizer, are you gonna drop me?
[ he should. he absolutely should. ]
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but he definitely bangs him on the ceiling and god I hate that. anyway he prefers it rough if allowed and dick now knows his rules are no kissing except during sex, no removing the choker, and no height commentary.
he'll bring them down from the ceiling when they're done, probably escorting dick to what seems to be an equally fancy little living space for cleanup because he's not a fucking animal.]
Ah, right-- said I'd explain. You know how he said he's being hindered by not fucking? I don't have the same problem. Make the right deal, and I've got better access to things.
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dick tilts his head a bit at that, though, eyes narrowed in thought ]
So for you it's... a bonus, and for him it's a necessity?
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Can't do everything you guys might want yet, but I can do more, comparatively.
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Does that stand for information too, or is it just ... material needs?
[ he's thinking of taako's weed ]
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[and with a little grin:]
Anything you haven't been able to get your hands on that you're eager for?
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[ jokes aside, dick tilts his head in consideration at that. ]
I'm guessing it's too much to ask for my wrist computer back? [ he shakes his head because he already knows the answer. there is a lot dick can improvise on and a lot of weapons in this place, but-- he'lll start small? ] Lockpick, maybe.
[ even if this place doesn't let it work on doors and such, with the amount of handcuffs in this place, dick would rather be safe than sorry ]
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[chuuya hums thoughtfully there, taking a few moments to consider.]
You've got an easier option and a harder one. I can get you something that'll work as one-- something you just can't get a hold of on your own yet-- for an easier favor. Or I can try to get you the real deal, but you're going to have to do more for me if we're going that route.
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[ it's nightwing's turn to take a moment to consider, and then, with a wry grin: ]
Any possibility I can know what the favors are before I settle on the hard or easy route?
[ but he already knows it's gonna be hard because if he's gonna go through some trouble, ]
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[because yeah, he sort of expects dick to lean toward going for it, just from what he's seen so far. he will not be surprised.]
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Then I might as well go all out and take the harder option.
[ god forbid he ever make his own life easy ]
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chuuya considers another moment, then nods.]
All right. Get 5 other people who haven't visited us yet to go sleep with one of the other 3. All 3 of them have to get at least one, and you can't send anybody to me-- seriously, I'm basically the only one handling this shit right now and a lot of you guys haven't even tried to contact us.
[which is probably because of the pics, but like, damn.]
Tell me who you sent after you've done that, and I'll confirm how it went with the other three-- should be easy for you, right?
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actually god that's gonna be five super awkward conversations everyone he knows is a slut who has already visited hosts. ]
I... There's no way to say yes to this being easy without me feeling like a pimp, is there? [ because that is basically what is happening. hm. ] So I guess I'll just agree.
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[don't agree so easily, chuuya.]
You should be fine, a lot of you guys haven't come by. Work on that and I'll see what we can do as far as info goes-- you're kind of the first person to actually ask for anything substantial.
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[chuuya he literally said he was going to avoid thinking about that.]
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[ but on ... sort of... opposite sides of the law. he looks very wryly amused about that ]
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[he shrugs! this is fine... he honestly looks kind of amused too.
listen the mafia literally has a superpowered business license in bsd he does not super care.]
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