Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
[HE DID JUST GET HIS CHEEKS SQUISHED BY SHITTY GREMLINS, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO.
That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]
I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...
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Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
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[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
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That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
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[While Wei Wuxian complains, Chuuya just grins like the asshole that he is, hands shifting to settle on his hips.]
But if you're that afraid I'm gonna break you, then maybe we should just hold off...? Nothing to be ashamed of if you can't handle me.
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[HE SAYS IMMEDIATELY WITH NO GODDAMN HESITATION OR SHAME IN HIS ENTIRE GREMLINASS BODY.]
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[He can't help but huff out a laugh, but... like he'd agree that easily.]
Maybe you should work harder to convince me.
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I shouldn't have to work at all to convince you! I don't deserve to be treated meanly, you know?
[Literally nothing to say about being called shameless though, apparently.]
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[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]
I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...
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Haha, what - is that a challenge? You really think I can't last? My arms and legs will be just fine, but my pride can't let something like that slide!
[He'll forget about the challenge within like 5 minutes and fuckin lose.]