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So, you got it for doing something for them... and you wanted to ask me.

[a hum.]

Carly's not that bad, you know-- what, did you two not get along?

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Checking to see what info you guys have in common, mainly.

[ there's a long pause ]

I know this might come as a shock, but I'm not comfortable sending nudes to the guy who probably spends most of his time now being sexually harassed by the ghost who killed him and dragged him into a demon dimension.

[doublesmall]

But you're comfortable sending me pics.

[listen, he didn't ask to get a bunch of nudes from people either?]

[unpredicktable]

I don't have much of a choice when it comes to you or Nathan. I can always just wait a few days to see Carlos.

[ who's polly. ]

[doublesmall]

I mean, I know the method kind of sucks, but consider also that by not setting up meetings you're all just leaving him alone with the ghost who killed him and is probably bothering him.

[unpredicktable]

I didn't-- I didn't say I was never going to do it. [ pOUTS ] But like I said, I really did want to check if you knew any of the things he might. If your info is different...

[ then it's like, triple worth it? ]

Speaking of-- Nathan has his ghost thing, and Polly and Carlos have their... redacted thing. What's yours?

[doublesmall]

My thing? It's my gravity control.

[he considers a moment, then-- grins.]

I can always give you a demonstration, if you want.

[unpredicktable]

I meant... related to this place. [ but. there's a beat. ] Like you did with Hige?

[ i mean bitch can never say know to a good flight but ]

[doublesmall]

I- don't, I guess? I mean, I'm getting shit the same as Nathan does, he's just the one who deals with more of them. I've just got the one telling me things.

[he thinks a moment, though-]

Well, between us I'm probably the one who can do more for you, favor-wise.

[anyway!]

But yeah, like I did with Higekiri. I can affect anything-- or anyone-- I'm touching.

[unpredicktable]

Favor-wise?

[ hewwo??? deets????

but also god this bitch is easily distracted by the prospect, even if it wouldn't be his first time with assisted flying, so he grins a bit ]

I've always said gravity was optional for me. Hit me.

[doublesmall]

[nice.

chuuya sets a hand on his shoulder, and abruptly gravity inverts. i'm sure dick will stick the landing because he is himself, so they're on the ceiling now... but the weird thing is, it doesn't feel like they're upside down. it legitimately feels like the ceiling is now the ground, and their clothes even hang toward the ceiling rather than draping back down to the ground.

no warning or anything, he just fucking does this before he answers.]

I'll tell you if you stay a while. I'm sure you know the kind of currency this place runs on, yeah?

[unpredicktable]

[ dick absolutely sticks the landing! he also looks like he wants to do a flip but realizes he cannot because chuuya has to keep hold of him. sad. he laughs a bit. ]

Portable reverse-gravity field. Nice. [ he looks back down at the chairs for a second before looking at chuuya with what would be a raised eyebrow but like, mask. so. his eye goes a bit squinty ig ] Even if I hadn't experienced it firsthand, I think Nathan made that one plenty obvious for anyone paying attention.

[ dick is terrible and thought taako getting propositioned was real funny ]

[doublesmall]

Hey, at least he wasn't trying to fuck in public.

[he waves a hand dismissively, there.]

But it's more than just reverse gravity. I can affect the strength and direction of its force on what I touch-- either stop a bullet, or throw it faster than a gun can shoot. Pretty handy for weighting my own strikes, too.

[unpredicktable]

With a corpse in the room? I'd hope not.

[ please tell me nathan has limits. but yea chuuya he listens to your power spiel and looks suitably impressed, god. ]

So full gravity-spectrum powers. That definitely would've come in handy to have on the team a few times back home.

[doublesmall]

I get the feeling we might not have worked together well... but they've been pretty damn useful, yeah.

[it's the whole criminal thing.]

What do you say, though-- busy tonight? I'll even get us off the ceiling first, promise.

[unpredicktable]

I'm willfully choosing to ignore that.

[ not like he hasn't worked with criminals before either, mind. but at that one... dick smirks a little. ]

What if I like the challenge?

[ dick don't break your neck in the middle of sex and die. that's not sexy. ]

[doublesmall]

Oh yeah...? If you lose contact with me, you're going down, you know.

[he's still grinning, though, because that's exactly the kind of response he likes? bad.]

I'm willing to try if you are.

[unpredicktable]

That just makes it fun.

[ sorry he's a thrill seeker AND he goes free-falling off buildings as a hobby, this is a terrible combination. ]

Besides, I'll probably go down anyway.

[

puns ]

[doublesmall]

You will, huh...? Good.

[he likes that in a guy, okay. chuuya removes his hat with his free hand, peering down to the sidetables on the ground below as he tosses it perfectly onto one of them.]

Get your clothes and my pants off without falling, and we'll go from there.

[sorry, he's bossy.]

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[ terrible! dick likes bossy. he laughs a bit. ]

Good thing I've got both hands, huh?

[ but he grabs hold of the hand chuuya has holding him and lifts it up from his shoulder to his neck to his hair, implying he should grab hold. there. it's only because he has to get undressed and he has a shirt on! clearly! it's not that he's a kinky bitch!

anyway, once that's secured, then he starts with-- i can only assume his suit has a zipper, i don't know how it works. it looks like it should have a zipper. ]

[doublesmall]

I'm tempted to call this cheating, but...

[he hums, fingers threading into his hair and taking hold.]

It's a workaround I happen to like, so I'll allow it.

[also yes it's presumably a normal suit with normal suit pants so it has a zipper.]

Careful with that, by the way, this shit's all custom.

[unpredicktable]

I could probably afford to get you new ones if I damage it.

[ i can't believe chuuya will be the only person in this game to know dick is rich. regardless, he is careful as he lowers himself-- because chuuya's fucking short :/ it'd be awkward without, it's not Just because he likes giving oral :/-- and pulls chuuya's pants down with it ]

Did you want them completely off?

[ are you a partially clothed kinda guy. he's open. ]

[doublesmall]

You know, it's a bonus for most people if you lead with that fact.

[rich bitch hi5, except not because that's counterproductive to what they're doing here. as for the question-]

That depends. Is going down as far as you're willing to go?

[because he considers that round one, basically. lord.]

[unpredicktable]

Secret identity, remember? Just because people know my name doesn't mean I've revealed all my secrets.

[ also, he's adopted, and throwing his billionaire's dad money around is always a little weird. as for THAT question-- dick's smirk is 100% obnoxious ]

If I call it an appetizer, are you gonna drop me?

[ he should. he absolutely should. ]

[doublesmall]

[chuuya doesn't drop him.

but he definitely bangs him on the ceiling and god I hate that. anyway he prefers it rough if allowed and dick now knows his rules are no kissing except during sex, no removing the choker, and no height commentary.

he'll bring them down from the ceiling when they're done, probably escorting dick to what seems to be an equally fancy little living space for cleanup because he's not a fucking animal.]

Ah, right-- said I'd explain. You know how he said he's being hindered by not fucking? I don't have the same problem. Make the right deal, and I've got better access to things.