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doublesmall) wrote2019-10-15 05:16 pm
doublesmall) wrote2019-10-15 05:16 pm
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Is that so...
[please do NOT tell a gremlin things like this? they only feed his fucking ego? chuuya looks entirely too smug as his fingers take hold of his hair and tug a bit--
before he shifts to hook his fingers beneath the choker he'd left on wei wuxian, his amused smile shifting to a grin as he pulls him in.]
Hey, tell me how much you like me, then.
[please do NOT tell a gremlin things like this? they only feed his fucking ego? chuuya looks entirely too smug as his fingers take hold of his hair and tug a bit--
before he shifts to hook his fingers beneath the choker he'd left on wei wuxian, his amused smile shifting to a grin as he pulls him in.]
Hey, tell me how much you like me, then.
[Too late! The gremlin has been fed!!
Speaking of gremlins, this one seems just as pleased to be tugged around as he ever is, which is truly cursed in so many ways. He's grinning right back, reaching forward to rest one hand lightly on Chuuya's wrist and the other against his leg.]
Haha, demanding! Where should I even begin? I'd need far too much of your time if I wanted to be as thorough as I like... Or I could just show you?
[IT'S THURSDAY AND SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO BE DEAD.]
Speaking of gremlins, this one seems just as pleased to be tugged around as he ever is, which is truly cursed in so many ways. He's grinning right back, reaching forward to rest one hand lightly on Chuuya's wrist and the other against his leg.]
Haha, demanding! Where should I even begin? I'd need far too much of your time if I wanted to be as thorough as I like... Or I could just show you?
[IT'S THURSDAY AND SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO BE DEAD.]
[He's just going to yank Wei Wuxian into his lap, thanks? God. Cursed as fuck.]
I've got plenty of time, you know. You can start with whatever comes to mind... but I'm not going to say no to a demonstration, either.
I've got plenty of time, you know. You can start with whatever comes to mind... but I'm not going to say no to a demonstration, either.
[YEAH THIS IS WHY DOES CHUUYA KEEP MAKING IT WORSE.
Wei Wuxian just comfortably settles there, reaching forward to cup Chuuya's face in both of his hands. He is unabashedly and affectionately peppering it in kisses, please hold a moment.]
—This face of yours, for one! [Which he is still absolutely holding.] It's lovely to look at and makes the best expressions! Did you know that when you're feeling particularly agitated, your eyebrows do this hilarious thing... [That he is now trying to imitate, though it lasts for all of .5 seconds before he's bursting into laughter. A PUNK.] And I like your embarrassed faces, even though I hardly ever see them, haha-- Or when you look down at me like you could eat me alive - I like that, too!
[PLEASE GOD STRIKE HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.]
Wei Wuxian just comfortably settles there, reaching forward to cup Chuuya's face in both of his hands. He is unabashedly and affectionately peppering it in kisses, please hold a moment.]
—This face of yours, for one! [Which he is still absolutely holding.] It's lovely to look at and makes the best expressions! Did you know that when you're feeling particularly agitated, your eyebrows do this hilarious thing... [That he is now trying to imitate, though it lasts for all of .5 seconds before he's bursting into laughter. A PUNK.] And I like your embarrassed faces, even though I hardly ever see them, haha-- Or when you look down at me like you could eat me alive - I like that, too!
[PLEASE GOD STRIKE HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.]
[WHY IS HE SO SMOOCHY oh my god Chuuya is still kind of getting used to that? Stop that, it's terrible. (He does enjoy the attention, though, just laughing and gently ending the kisses by pushing his face away.)
...all the praise makes him flush, though, and Wei Wuxian is definitely getting one of those embarrassed faces now! Chuuya makes a face, reaching up to pull at both of Wei Wuxian's cheeks. Stoooop.]
Ugh, you really just say whatever's on your mind-! [CHUUYA ASKED FOR THIS.] I swear, you don't have any kind of filter at all...
But I guess I do like that, sometimes.
...all the praise makes him flush, though, and Wei Wuxian is definitely getting one of those embarrassed faces now! Chuuya makes a face, reaching up to pull at both of Wei Wuxian's cheeks. Stoooop.]
Ugh, you really just say whatever's on your mind-! [CHUUYA ASKED FOR THIS.] I swear, you don't have any kind of filter at all...
But I guess I do like that, sometimes.
[HEEEEELL YEAH!!!]
Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
Hey, hey, who gave you permission for that!
[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
[HE DID JUST GET HIS CHEEKS SQUISHED BY SHITTY GREMLINS, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO.
That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
You weren't that delicate the other night, huh?
[While Wei Wuxian complains, Chuuya just grins like the asshole that he is, hands shifting to settle on his hips.]
But if you're that afraid I'm gonna break you, then maybe we should just hold off...? Nothing to be ashamed of if you can't handle me.
[While Wei Wuxian complains, Chuuya just grins like the asshole that he is, hands shifting to settle on his hips.]
But if you're that afraid I'm gonna break you, then maybe we should just hold off...? Nothing to be ashamed of if you can't handle me.
—You should treat me nicely now! Later is a different story.
[HE SAYS IMMEDIATELY WITH NO GODDAMN HESITATION OR SHAME IN HIS ENTIRE GREMLINASS BODY.]
[HE SAYS IMMEDIATELY WITH NO GODDAMN HESITATION OR SHAME IN HIS ENTIRE GREMLINASS BODY.]
You're fucking shameless, you know that?
[He can't help but huff out a laugh, but... like he'd agree that easily.]
Maybe you should work harder to convince me.
[He can't help but huff out a laugh, but... like he'd agree that easily.]
Maybe you should work harder to convince me.
[Chuuya is officially the worst and Wei Wuxian whines out his displeasure, just fwumping forward against him like a useless, boneless twink.]
I shouldn't have to work at all to convince you! I don't deserve to be treated meanly, you know?
[Literally nothing to say about being called shameless though, apparently.]
I shouldn't have to work at all to convince you! I don't deserve to be treated meanly, you know?
[Literally nothing to say about being called shameless though, apparently.]
Oh, don't you...?
[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]
I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...
[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]
I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...
[Chuuya is THE WORST and brings EVERY CURSE UPON HIMSELF. Wei Wuxian just looks at him, arching a brow.]
Haha, what - is that a challenge? You really think I can't last? My arms and legs will be just fine, but my pride can't let something like that slide!
[He'll forget about the challenge within like 5 minutes and fuckin lose.]
Haha, what - is that a challenge? You really think I can't last? My arms and legs will be just fine, but my pride can't let something like that slide!
[He'll forget about the challenge within like 5 minutes and fuckin lose.]
[hewwo again. Hope Bunxian is ready for another fox? Chuuya's sitting sideways in a chair to leave room for the tail, giving him a pleased grin as he enters the room.]
So, what is it today-- business, or just here for me?
So, what is it today-- business, or just here for me?
let's say early tues so he can be bullied before he dies in the morgue
givethemhell
2019-11-12 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL!! HE HAD MOSTLY JUST BEEN HERE FOR CHUUYA but boy as soon as he walks into the room, he looks like he wants to heel-face turn and march himself right back out again. Understandably, he's (rightfully) fuckin concerned about foxes after Tamamo...
He just kind of freezes near the door, his stupid lil bun ears immediately flattening back and twitching.]
—Hah, well, that depends! You won't be chasing me down to roast me up for dinner the second I turn my back, yes? No? The only answer is yes, by the way!
He just kind of freezes near the door, his stupid lil bun ears immediately flattening back and twitching.]
—Hah, well, that depends! You won't be chasing me down to roast me up for dinner the second I turn my back, yes? No? The only answer is yes, by the way!
Oh, don't worry. I'll only bite you in ways you'll like.
[HE'LL SURE PLAY WITH HIM THOUGH, grinning wider and beckoning him to come over.]
[HE'LL SURE PLAY WITH HIM THOUGH, grinning wider and beckoning him to come over.]
[JUST GIVING CHUUYA A LONG, CONSIDERING LOOK... He was BURNED THE LAST TIME he TRUSTED ONE OF YOU FOXES goddamn.
But his mildly-more-cautious-than-usual lil bun instincts are absolutely nowhere near strong enough to override his natural dumbass personality, so of course he's eventually trotting himself on over and just... sitting on the floor in front of his chair so he can rest his head against the seat cushion. As one does.]
If it's only that, that's fine, then. I don't mind screaming but I don't like being chased!
[He cannot have one single day here as a normal human.]
But his mildly-more-cautious-than-usual lil bun instincts are absolutely nowhere near strong enough to override his natural dumbass personality, so of course he's eventually trotting himself on over and just... sitting on the floor in front of his chair so he can rest his head against the seat cushion. As one does.]
If it's only that, that's fine, then. I don't mind screaming but I don't like being chased!
[He cannot have one single day here as a normal human.]
Why would I need to chase someone who always comes right to me, huh...?
[it's very unfortunate that chuuya really does like the way he's apparently taken to sitting like this... he rewards him by petting those bun ears, quietly admiring the soft fur as his tail drapes over wei wuxian's shoulder. good bun.]
You're too fun to play with to really eat up, you know.
[it's very unfortunate that chuuya really does like the way he's apparently taken to sitting like this... he rewards him by petting those bun ears, quietly admiring the soft fur as his tail drapes over wei wuxian's shoulder. good bun.]
You're too fun to play with to really eat up, you know.
[It's very unfortunate that Chuuya keeps reinforcing this behavior! He'll keep sitting like this as long as he thinks he'll be spoiled! Which he is!! He hums out a little note of satisfaction when his ears are pet, reaching up to brush his fingers over the fur of Chuuya's tail. Finally, he gets to touch one... without being chased down...]
Hah, true, that's true! I really wouldn't last for a second as an actual rabbit - I'd have walked into danger's arms right away. Or mouth, I guess?
[This is going to be even stupider when he literally does exactly that later today, god he's the worst.]
Anyway! You have to be extra nice to me today. My heart can't take anything less!
Hah, true, that's true! I really wouldn't last for a second as an actual rabbit - I'd have walked into danger's arms right away. Or mouth, I guess?
[This is going to be even stupider when he literally does exactly that later today, god he's the worst.]
Anyway! You have to be extra nice to me today. My heart can't take anything less!
I have to, do I... maybe your heart is just going to have to deal with what it gets?
[despite saying so... his tail sure is curling against him almost affectionately, wiggling a little. wagging, almost.
thanks he fucking hates it.]
[despite saying so... his tail sure is curling against him almost affectionately, wiggling a little. wagging, almost.
thanks he fucking hates it.]
[Fortunately he does much better with foxes than he would with wolves, but he does not appreciate tails that look like they're wagging when they're already too close to dog-adjacent for him to be fully comfortable.
So he just. Reaches up with both arms to hug Chuuya's tail. NO MOVE.]
No, no - those are the rules for the week. [WHAT RULES.] Rabbits have heart attacks if they get too spooked, you know? Too much stress and it's back to the dirt for me! I really am delicate now!
[He has never known a delicate for a single day in his wholeass cursed life.]
So he just. Reaches up with both arms to hug Chuuya's tail. NO MOVE.]
No, no - those are the rules for the week. [WHAT RULES.] Rabbits have heart attacks if they get too spooked, you know? Too much stress and it's back to the dirt for me! I really am delicate now!
[He has never known a delicate for a single day in his wholeass cursed life.]
[FOXES ARE CANINE ENOUGH HE CAN'T HELP IT... the tail hug is allowed, though, it's a little cute.]
Mm, but we can't have much fun if we have to be careful with your poor, delicate heart, can we? Wouldn't want to stress you.
[as he continues to pet those ears, though, he adds with a laugh-]
On the other hand, we all know what rabbits do. Maybe you'll be fine, considering they're made for it...
Mm, but we can't have much fun if we have to be careful with your poor, delicate heart, can we? Wouldn't want to stress you.
[as he continues to pet those ears, though, he adds with a laugh-]
On the other hand, we all know what rabbits do. Maybe you'll be fine, considering they're made for it...
[YOU KNOW WHAT I REALLY HATE, that he's immediately into this extremely cursed statement so much that it's enough to make him forget he's dealing with a fucking dog-adjacent fox, here. THE POWER OF HORNY. He rubs his cheek fondly against Chuuya's tail, raising both brows.]
Well, you do have a point! I guess you'd have to have a pretty strong heart to take so many rounds, haha. I wonder if I've been gifted with a little extra stamina on top of everything else...? We could find out, you know - I have a few hours to spare.
[This isn't even bunny instinct this is just his own cursedass self.]
Well, you do have a point! I guess you'd have to have a pretty strong heart to take so many rounds, haha. I wonder if I've been gifted with a little extra stamina on top of everything else...? We could find out, you know - I have a few hours to spare.
[This isn't even bunny instinct this is just his own cursedass self.]
A few hours? Why don't you meet me tonight, instead-- you can sleep here if I wear you out too much.
[I can't believe they're gonna try for this I HATE them!!
he just gives one of those ears a light tweak.]
You know, there's something else I wanted to ask you, anyway.
[I can't believe they're gonna try for this I HATE them!!
he just gives one of those ears a light tweak.]
You know, there's something else I wanted to ask you, anyway.
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