[please do NOT tell a gremlin things like this? they only feed his fucking ego? chuuya looks entirely too smug as his fingers take hold of his hair and tug a bit--
before he shifts to hook his fingers beneath the choker he'd left on wei wuxian, his amused smile shifting to a grin as he pulls him in.]
Speaking of gremlins, this one seems just as pleased to be tugged around as he ever is, which is truly cursed in so many ways. He's grinning right back, reaching forward to rest one hand lightly on Chuuya's wrist and the other against his leg.]
Haha, demanding! Where should I even begin? I'd need far too much of your time if I wanted to be as thorough as I like... Or I could just show you?
[YEAH THIS IS WHY DOES CHUUYA KEEP MAKING IT WORSE.
Wei Wuxian just comfortably settles there, reaching forward to cup Chuuya's face in both of his hands. He is unabashedly and affectionately peppering it in kisses, please hold a moment.]
—This face of yours, for one! [Which he is still absolutely holding.] It's lovely to look at and makes the best expressions! Did you know that when you're feeling particularly agitated, your eyebrows do this hilarious thing... [That he is now trying to imitate, though it lasts for all of .5 seconds before he's bursting into laughter. A PUNK.] And I like your embarrassed faces, even though I hardly ever see them, haha-- Or when you look down at me like you could eat me alive - I like that, too!
[PLEASE GOD STRIKE HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.]
[WHY IS HE SO SMOOCHY oh my god Chuuya is still kind of getting used to that? Stop that, it's terrible. (He does enjoy the attention, though, just laughing and gently ending the kisses by pushing his face away.)
...all the praise makes him flush, though, and Wei Wuxian is definitely getting one of those embarrassed faces now! Chuuya makes a face, reaching up to pull at both of Wei Wuxian's cheeks. Stoooop.]
Ugh, you really just say whatever's on your mind-! [CHUUYA ASKED FOR THIS.] I swear, you don't have any kind of filter at all...
Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
[HE DID JUST GET HIS CHEEKS SQUISHED BY SHITTY GREMLINS, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO.
That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]
I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...
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[please do NOT tell a gremlin things like this? they only feed his fucking ego? chuuya looks entirely too smug as his fingers take hold of his hair and tug a bit--
before he shifts to hook his fingers beneath the choker he'd left on wei wuxian, his amused smile shifting to a grin as he pulls him in.]
Hey, tell me how much you like me, then.
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Speaking of gremlins, this one seems just as pleased to be tugged around as he ever is, which is truly cursed in so many ways. He's grinning right back, reaching forward to rest one hand lightly on Chuuya's wrist and the other against his leg.]
Haha, demanding! Where should I even begin? I'd need far too much of your time if I wanted to be as thorough as I like... Or I could just show you?
[IT'S THURSDAY AND SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO BE DEAD.]
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I've got plenty of time, you know. You can start with whatever comes to mind... but I'm not going to say no to a demonstration, either.
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Wei Wuxian just comfortably settles there, reaching forward to cup Chuuya's face in both of his hands. He is unabashedly and affectionately peppering it in kisses, please hold a moment.]
—This face of yours, for one! [Which he is still absolutely holding.] It's lovely to look at and makes the best expressions! Did you know that when you're feeling particularly agitated, your eyebrows do this hilarious thing... [That he is now trying to imitate, though it lasts for all of .5 seconds before he's bursting into laughter. A PUNK.] And I like your embarrassed faces, even though I hardly ever see them, haha-- Or when you look down at me like you could eat me alive - I like that, too!
[PLEASE GOD STRIKE HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.]
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...all the praise makes him flush, though, and Wei Wuxian is definitely getting one of those embarrassed faces now! Chuuya makes a face, reaching up to pull at both of Wei Wuxian's cheeks. Stoooop.]
Ugh, you really just say whatever's on your mind-! [CHUUYA ASKED FOR THIS.] I swear, you don't have any kind of filter at all...
But I guess I do like that, sometimes.
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Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
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[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
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That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
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[While Wei Wuxian complains, Chuuya just grins like the asshole that he is, hands shifting to settle on his hips.]
But if you're that afraid I'm gonna break you, then maybe we should just hold off...? Nothing to be ashamed of if you can't handle me.
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[HE SAYS IMMEDIATELY WITH NO GODDAMN HESITATION OR SHAME IN HIS ENTIRE GREMLINASS BODY.]
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[He can't help but huff out a laugh, but... like he'd agree that easily.]
Maybe you should work harder to convince me.
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I shouldn't have to work at all to convince you! I don't deserve to be treated meanly, you know?
[Literally nothing to say about being called shameless though, apparently.]
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[Chuuya wraps an arm around him... then gathers his wrists together, holding them loosely.]
I could treat you really nicely, then-- give you my full attention, and not let you do anything in return. See just how much of it you can take before you ask me to be rougher with you. How long do you think you'd hold up-- half an hour? A whole hour? That might be a little rough on your limbs, though...
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Haha, what - is that a challenge? You really think I can't last? My arms and legs will be just fine, but my pride can't let something like that slide!
[He'll forget about the challenge within like 5 minutes and fuckin lose.]