[well i wasn't considering it before BUT NO PROMISES NOW!!!!
Anyway he's perfectly content to just hold a wholeass conversation like this apparently, though he's careful not to close his eyes because he might just doze off if he does, damn.]
Mm, figured it might be a possibility, anyway... It would almost be a little better if that applied here, haha - then we'd have something to go off of instead of it just being up to whim and whatever else. [A little wave of his hand. Demons!!]
—Anyway! If I wanted a razor wire, would it be possible to get that?
[No one should ever know what's going on inside his weird little head.]
The hosts of the demons have extra strength but it isn't like they can heal, right? I saw something about razor wire in a book earlier this week - looks like it'd leave a pretty distinct mark.
[At the question, though, he rocks his head a little from one side to the other, considering.]
If I'm able to leave a mark that can't be waved away with something like "ah, we had sex" or "oh, I was injured in a break-in", it would be one more little piece of insurance that the right person is voted out, yes?
But Wei Wuxian is looking absolutely DELIGHTED by the prospect, because he is honestly a terrible human being. He sits back upright so he can clap his hands together, even!]
Ooh! That would be wonderful! Haha, I'm sure that would be an annoyance in more ways than one - good!
Exactly. I think that'll help you out, if you ever have to use it.
[another considering hum, there, wwx is making him work hard? damn.]
As far as what you're going to have to do... we could use some more networking. Give 2 questions from the living to each of the Booty Callers-- so, 4 in total-- for them to ask the dead. Then, make sure they get the answers to those questions.
[wwx's life is now running around connecting people, apparently,]
[IS HE NOT, THOUGH... In any case, he seems at least a little placated, leaning into the touch. He's still pouting, but it's the hammy pout of a fool who complains for the sake of complaining...
He also absolutely does not seem bothered by that but of course he doesn't. Still, leaning into his huffy tude:]
[please do NOT tell a gremlin things like this? they only feed his fucking ego? chuuya looks entirely too smug as his fingers take hold of his hair and tug a bit--
before he shifts to hook his fingers beneath the choker he'd left on wei wuxian, his amused smile shifting to a grin as he pulls him in.]
Speaking of gremlins, this one seems just as pleased to be tugged around as he ever is, which is truly cursed in so many ways. He's grinning right back, reaching forward to rest one hand lightly on Chuuya's wrist and the other against his leg.]
Haha, demanding! Where should I even begin? I'd need far too much of your time if I wanted to be as thorough as I like... Or I could just show you?
[YEAH THIS IS WHY DOES CHUUYA KEEP MAKING IT WORSE.
Wei Wuxian just comfortably settles there, reaching forward to cup Chuuya's face in both of his hands. He is unabashedly and affectionately peppering it in kisses, please hold a moment.]
—This face of yours, for one! [Which he is still absolutely holding.] It's lovely to look at and makes the best expressions! Did you know that when you're feeling particularly agitated, your eyebrows do this hilarious thing... [That he is now trying to imitate, though it lasts for all of .5 seconds before he's bursting into laughter. A PUNK.] And I like your embarrassed faces, even though I hardly ever see them, haha-- Or when you look down at me like you could eat me alive - I like that, too!
[PLEASE GOD STRIKE HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.]
[WHY IS HE SO SMOOCHY oh my god Chuuya is still kind of getting used to that? Stop that, it's terrible. (He does enjoy the attention, though, just laughing and gently ending the kisses by pushing his face away.)
...all the praise makes him flush, though, and Wei Wuxian is definitely getting one of those embarrassed faces now! Chuuya makes a face, reaching up to pull at both of Wei Wuxian's cheeks. Stoooop.]
Ugh, you really just say whatever's on your mind-! [CHUUYA ASKED FOR THIS.] I swear, you don't have any kind of filter at all...
Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
[HE DID JUST GET HIS CHEEKS SQUISHED BY SHITTY GREMLINS, WHAT'S HE GONNA DO.
That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
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Anyway he's perfectly content to just hold a wholeass conversation like this apparently, though he's careful not to close his eyes because he might just doze off if he does, damn.]
Mm, figured it might be a possibility, anyway... It would almost be a little better if that applied here, haha - then we'd have something to go off of instead of it just being up to whim and whatever else. [A little wave of his hand. Demons!!]
—Anyway! If I wanted a razor wire, would it be possible to get that?
[Hm.]
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[He's all for it, honestly, he's just curious what's going on in that weird little head.]
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The hosts of the demons have extra strength but it isn't like they can heal, right? I saw something about razor wire in a book earlier this week - looks like it'd leave a pretty distinct mark.
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[he hums thoughtfully, there.]
I'll have to make you work for it, but if you don't mind that? We'll make a deal.
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[ASK THAT BEFORE YOU AGREE.]
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[he hasn't yet,]
So while I think about that-- what exactly are you thinking of doing with it?
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[At the question, though, he rocks his head a little from one side to the other, considering.]
If I'm able to leave a mark that can't be waved away with something like "ah, we had sex" or "oh, I was injured in a break-in", it would be one more little piece of insurance that the right person is voted out, yes?
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[he hums, contemplating that-- and eventually settles on another question.]
So you just want... you know. Plain razor wire. That's all there is to it. Nothing special.
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[LIKE TRYING TO FUCKIN LIGHT YAGAMI AN DEMON WARNING SYSTEM, GOD. He's just laughing at everything that follows, though.]
Why, can I ask for a razor wire that doubles as a deity-binding net?
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[and yes, he did drop a hint, and maybe he is toeing a line there, but honestly? he just wants to actually give someone something more interesting.]
I can't do that, but... if you really want to leave a mark, I can make it heat up on contact.
[you know, to be extra sure it leaves a mark.]
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But Wei Wuxian is looking absolutely DELIGHTED by the prospect, because he is honestly a terrible human being. He sits back upright so he can clap his hands together, even!]
Ooh! That would be wonderful! Haha, I'm sure that would be an annoyance in more ways than one - good!
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[another considering hum, there, wwx is making him work hard? damn.]
As far as what you're going to have to do... we could use some more networking. Give 2 questions from the living to each of the Booty Callers-- so, 4 in total-- for them to ask the dead. Then, make sure they get the answers to those questions.
[wwx's life is now running around connecting people, apparently,]
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Really...! I did so much running around this week, already! [All this for a loaf of bread. But he'll just SIGH.]
--Fine, fine. I'll be able to pass things on to Nikkari quickly, but I'll have to find the other Booty Caller, first.
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[reaching out to play with his hair a little, there.]
Oh, and you're going to have to sleep with me as part of the deal too, but... honestly, I didn't think that would be an issue.
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[IS HE NOT, THOUGH... In any case, he seems at least a little placated, leaning into the touch. He's still pouting, but it's the hammy pout of a fool who complains for the sake of complaining...
He also absolutely does not seem bothered by that but of course he doesn't. Still, leaning into his huffy tude:]
You're lucky I like you so much!
[Is he, though. Is he.]
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[please do NOT tell a gremlin things like this? they only feed his fucking ego? chuuya looks entirely too smug as his fingers take hold of his hair and tug a bit--
before he shifts to hook his fingers beneath the choker he'd left on wei wuxian, his amused smile shifting to a grin as he pulls him in.]
Hey, tell me how much you like me, then.
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Speaking of gremlins, this one seems just as pleased to be tugged around as he ever is, which is truly cursed in so many ways. He's grinning right back, reaching forward to rest one hand lightly on Chuuya's wrist and the other against his leg.]
Haha, demanding! Where should I even begin? I'd need far too much of your time if I wanted to be as thorough as I like... Or I could just show you?
[IT'S THURSDAY AND SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO BE DEAD.]
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I've got plenty of time, you know. You can start with whatever comes to mind... but I'm not going to say no to a demonstration, either.
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Wei Wuxian just comfortably settles there, reaching forward to cup Chuuya's face in both of his hands. He is unabashedly and affectionately peppering it in kisses, please hold a moment.]
—This face of yours, for one! [Which he is still absolutely holding.] It's lovely to look at and makes the best expressions! Did you know that when you're feeling particularly agitated, your eyebrows do this hilarious thing... [That he is now trying to imitate, though it lasts for all of .5 seconds before he's bursting into laughter. A PUNK.] And I like your embarrassed faces, even though I hardly ever see them, haha-- Or when you look down at me like you could eat me alive - I like that, too!
[PLEASE GOD STRIKE HIM DOWN AND KILL HIM TO SHUT HIS MOUTH ONCE AND FOR ALL.]
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...all the praise makes him flush, though, and Wei Wuxian is definitely getting one of those embarrassed faces now! Chuuya makes a face, reaching up to pull at both of Wei Wuxian's cheeks. Stoooop.]
Ugh, you really just say whatever's on your mind-! [CHUUYA ASKED FOR THIS.] I swear, you don't have any kind of filter at all...
But I guess I do like that, sometimes.
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Ow, ow-- Haha, look! There's one now! Lovely! [He's squishing Chuuya's cheeks in delight. Every single embarrassed look... his bully gremlin heart treasures so fondly.
Also yeah he's pointing that out immediately.]
You did ask, you know! You asked and I told you, what else did you expect? If you already know I don't have a filter, it shouldn't be a surprise.
[Why does Chuuya like this gremlin even a tiny bit, god.]
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[don't SQUISH HIS CHEEKS he is a VILLAIN and a MAFIA EXECUTIVE and ALL AROUND BAD GUY who does not get his cheeks squished by shitty gremlins! Chuuya pulls his hair in a non-sexy way, for once.]
Look, I didn't think that was where you'd go with it--
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That, apparently. EXCUSE YOU don't pull his hair so rudely, he didn't sign up for that!! It at least gets him to let go of Chuuya's face at long last, but now he has to deal with one of the worst kinds of Wei Wuxian as said goblin covers his head with both hands and shrinks like a withering violet.]
Ow, ow, ow— Hey! Be gentle—!! I'm too delicate to be handled so roughly, you have to treat me nicely! Be nice!!
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[While Wei Wuxian complains, Chuuya just grins like the asshole that he is, hands shifting to settle on his hips.]
But if you're that afraid I'm gonna break you, then maybe we should just hold off...? Nothing to be ashamed of if you can't handle me.
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[HE SAYS IMMEDIATELY WITH NO GODDAMN HESITATION OR SHAME IN HIS ENTIRE GREMLINASS BODY.]
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